Abby takes the day off work and decides to go golf

He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9Iron"

Abby looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit.9Iron."

He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup.

He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog."

Abby decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" he asks. "Ribbit. 3 wood."

Abby takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. He becomes befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, he golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next? "

The frog reply, "Ribbit, Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and Abby says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit, Roulette."

Upon approaching the roulette table, Abby asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, Ribbit. $3000,black 6."

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, he figures what the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash come sliding back across the table. Abby takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies,"Ribbit, Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wine
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I don't believe a word of it.scold
laugh rolling on the floor laughing Sounds like Abby`s gonna have a few more dayes off work..grin cheers
Enjoy Your Last Holiday of The summer jimmy
Soon Enough Old man Winter Will be back.............detective
Min,

Don't you believe in fairy tales?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Viking,

I believe you are right.laugh cheers
Nam,

I don't want summer to end.crying

Winter will be here too quickly!cold
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