Face to face

Ask anyone for advice in solving a personal problem, dumping a relationship or just ironing out a few gripes and the answer you’ll get is... Talk to them face to face.

ARE YOU f*ckING SERIOUS?????

Not me... I’m chicken!
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U can always send mail. I only confront people face to face if they have gone too far, and I'm Out of patience.
So what did you do Sol? Text?
you could always wear a bit of a disguise...a hat and dark, dark sunglasses so she can't see your eyes looking everywhere but at her. help
Tell her to join CS

If she is already on CS, tell her to read your blogs

That should sort that out. Cluck cluck!
Lm. U need to turn ur head every now and again as well, so it will be obvious with sunglasses, it disguises next to nothing, if u r observant enough, that is!
ooooh, that must hurt. sad
Seriously, Sola, I'm going to give you that advice. Are you listening? Closely?

(I'm going to whisper here)

(Move your head closer)

(Closer)

Never say a word. Let her work it out by herself. Women like that.

That's good advice.
Lucy...

Ah!... the secret agent tactic... cool! cool
Biff....

"Never say a word. Let her work it out by herself. Women like that."

The silent treatment... Yup! women really like that!grin
Elegsabiff, have you used this in a dumping situation? It does not work! This I know! laugh
Give her a few dollars to buy something nice ... and move while she's gone wink laugh
Fraya...

Sent a post card... should arrive in about three weeks knowing the Spanish post.laugh
Lonely...

I'm broke help , perhaps I should just ask that the rubbish be taken out to the bin.dancing
Is this current for you Sol? Do you want out or do you want her to stop picking her nose in the Tesco queue?
Fraya, using the blogs to make a point? All the time. ALL the TIME.

I use it on Twitter, too. There it is called subtweeting. I have no idea what it is called on CS rolling on the floor laughing
rolling on the floor laughing Sola...you should move quickly then ...rolling on the floor laughing
Sola, the postcard is NOT a good idea, you could have changed your mind 3 times by the time it reaches her! Then you're faced with sending a text

'ignore postcard, darling, my brain was hacked'

then

'when you get the postcard, phone me. We have to talk. Just not face to face'

then

(insert 3rd option here, Lucy)
Probaly called BolliCS here Elegs
Fraya, it is now!

Badoom TISH! peace yay
Biff...

There is no need TO SHOUT!laugh
Fraya...

the nose thingy is ok, its the public bum scratching thats annoying.

I really do wish she wouldnt scratch my bum in the supermarket!rolling on the floor laughing
Then turn around, Sol! laugh
Sola - you're a man. You don't listen. And that's probably why you recoil like a snail offered salt at the thought of talking these little things out rolling on the floor laughing

That wasn't shouting, btw. You should hear me shout. Bianca Castafiore has laryngitis by comparison.

I might fall in love with anyone who recognises that comparison. heart wings
Lucy...

Eeeek.... roadrash...hole
Lonely....

motorcycle
Lucy....

banana Woah! turned around... Hmmmm much better!
see what happens when you follow directions?!laugh
Biff...

You're right... men dont listen... is there any point?
Lucy you're supoosed to pick his nose, he likes that apparently
Fraya!! ewwwwwww I think he'd prefer the juggling act, but I wouldn't want to put words in his mouth. laugh
Fraya...

I do.... but not with what Lucy's got in her hands!laugh
Sol, you must mean "What I WISH Lucy had in her hands!" laugh
laugh So now we have Sol and Lucy in Tesco facing each other, one of Lucy's hands is busy south and the other excavating madly futher north. Oh the visuals laugh
Fraya, I will have you know that I have scruples and would NEVER, ABSOLUTELY NEVER, pick any man's nose. Not even Daniel Craig's!!! rolling on the floor laughing But I MIGHT gently squeeze his pouch. blushing
Finally i agree with you ....
yes" you are one handshake

But since you can't reason with a chicken...
hows you up for being plucked instead grin
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LM, did you mean Scroutus?laugh
Pedal! No I was talking about Daniel Craig. laugh wink
Tell her you've been scapled. That should get rid of her.grin
rolling on the floor laughing Piece!

Sol seems to have disappeared....maybe he's scratching his scapled head trying to decide the best option for him. help I think # 3 works best! laugh
Lucy...

I have not disappeared, I was just trying to get your hands out of my north and away from my south....laugh
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