"SPEAKERS CORNER"..(2)
Theres a "Speakers Corner" In England In Hyde ParkAnd theres One here Also
And Im Up On The podium and this is What I have To say
Why do We have to hear you say.."Why Am I Alone"?(How ta hell Do we Know!).........Or
Why did he/She leave me?(Youre asking The wrong Ones)(Were only human And Dont have The Crystal ball Thats needed To tell You)
Or
"Do You Think Ill Ever find my Soulmate?"(How ta hell Do we know??!)(Most of us are In The same boat as you Are)..
Or
(This is The best One)
"Ive been On here for a month now"
"And nobody has messaged Me yet"
"This Site Is no good"
"Is There something Wrong With Me?"
(And Then Someone Will Come on and Pander to The Poor Soul)
telling him/her To Just settle Down and give it Time
and Then you have to read all That mushy stuff Thats been Said to make The Poor Soul feel better
Is That All There is to talk about?!
Now ill get Down from The podium and let Someone Else get up There And say Their say
(Im Sure ill catch hell)
And as That Oldtime movie star said
"Frankly Dear".."I Dont give A Damn"
Comments (28)
:Whos next?"...............);
He says it Like it Is!!!!....(The Sound of Applause )Clap Clap Clap!!!!!...............
You heard Viking
hes gotten Down off The podium
NEXT!!!!!!...........................
Ill help you Up There...............
Leony has Got up On The podium And has Spoken!!
Leony gets?................
Straight caffeine free hot or cold tea for me.
I want to remember to whom I went home with the night before.
Has been "Steppin Out"
"Watch out now!!"..........
Now would that be the opposite of stepping in?
But Some Times we have To watch out we Dont "Step In It"
Just let The sponsers know When you want to leave
Its So "Smokey"
You Wont be Abloe To see Anything...........
The Skies are Clear
And they have great tasting "Pluto Beer" Too!.......