Essential advice for men

I was struck by the truth of this. Plus I loved the film. So hopefully it will make you laugh too.

I promised myself, no more blogs for a while. PROMISED myself. But I have a particularly busy weekend coming up for once, and a holiday almost immediately afterwards, so you WILL have a break from my incessant blethering. yay

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Feel free to use the blog as a chance to pass on more priceless advice. It's all friendly ammunition in the war between the sexes.


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When Guy's Can't Use Their Brain!

Lady's! Just Tell Him To Just Use Common Sense.

And He Should Thank You! For Teaching Him That....popcorn
this one is solid gold.
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Angel - you're GOOD at this wow
When a woman says "What?" it isn't that she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a chance to change what you just said.
heeeeyyy! ohhh....probably stupid to show up here...hole confused
Elegs
........rolling on the floor laughing
Viking
Got dog!....rolling on the floor laughing
I was just thinking... when a woman gets mad, it`s probably allready too late...uh oh grin
Viking
Yes! Too late for you to run....rolling on the floor laughing
Angel, then I just have to be brave and take it as a man...nerd liar
and get out the emergency chocolate ...
wrapped or unwrapped? blushing innocent
Oh, just throw it, man, and step back out of range! This is no time to be mucking about!


Old joke about being faced with a lion - the guide said to the tourists "if this happens, don't run. Crouch down and pick up a turd and throw it at the lion."

"What if there isn't a turd to throw?" one tourist asked nervously.

"Oh," said the guide "there will be ..."
oki, I`ll be gone... gotta go
I think if somebody told me I was over-reacting, I would then over-react!very mad
That's me signing over and out, and handing the baton on to the Americans and those others just starting their CS shift. cheering The week's half over. cheers
Molly, sometimes people need to learn what over-reacting really is. You're doing a public service.
I am not a diva.
I tend not to do the over-reacting and shouting, etc.
So if I do do it, boy does he know it's for real.
Legs,

My ex and I were having a heated conversation and I rolled my eyes at her. rolling on the floor laughing That made her realize she was not being reasonable. thumbs up
When guys get upset they go all quiet, retreat away and sulk... Solution.. Pamper the egos and then they are fine.

When women get upset the body language tells you they are upset....
Solution... Wait patiently for the number of days it takes for normal service to resume.

If women hug and praise guys that are upset, guys return the hugs believing what is said, so all is well.

If men hug and praise women that are upset, women do not return the hugs believing what is said is all BS, said for the express purpose of calming the situation... revert to solution in paragraph two! laugh
Johnny - she calmed down immediately? Good lad! Well handled ... does it still hurt? Shall I kiss it better? laugh
I'm a woman. I don't know what the hell I want. But I get mad, if I don't get it.
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