"OTHER SIDE OF ONE"
Just as There is Another Side To A WallAnd Just as Ther Is A Bright Side And A Dark Side
There is Also another Side Of Being The Number "One"
1)You Can Do What you Want Whenever You Want
2)You Dont have Someone Nagging at you Consistently
3)If You Come Back late..You Dont have Someone Standing There At The Door With The "Rolling Pin"
4)You Can Throw your Dirty Clothes On The Floor
5)You Dont h
Have To Sit Through Some
Stupid Show (Such as "Cupcake Wars"..Or "The View" Just To please Her
6)Plus..You Dont have To say "Yes" When you Want to Say No
7)There Are No Prying Questions all The Time Such As "Where have you b
Been?"
8)You Dont have To Visit Her
"Relatives"(Thats Torture for Sure) Especially If you Know They Dont like You
9)Or go To Places That You cant Stand Going To
10)And lastly..When Christmas Comes...There Are no Presents To Buy
You Get save All Your Money(No Birthday Presents Either)
"Sometimes Its Nice Being
......"The Other Side Of One"..........................
Comments (13)
but really?
I'd rather be happy/healthy alone than sick with someone/somebody else.
I also have a boyfriend pillow (Google it...There's also a girlfriend pillow)....In winter I place a warm water bottle and a ticking watch at the back of this pillow... not the real thing... but very close...
"For A Blue Lady"
"Mr Florist..Take My Order Please"
"We Had A Silly Quarrel..The Other Day"
"Hope These Pretty Flowers Chase The Blues Away"
"Wrap Up Some Red Roses"
"For A Blue....Lady"
"Send To The Sweetest Gal In Town"
"And If They Do The Trick"
"Ill Hurry Back To Pick"
"Your Best White Orchid".."For Her Wedding Gown"
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