An UFO Over The Southern Skies
We had an unidentified flying object traversing our Cape Town airspace for the last two weeks. It had the shape of a bright and shiny ball hanging in the sky, radiating immense heat.
It was visible during the normal hours of daylight, decorating our clear blue skies for almost 12 hours each day, slowly moving through the northern sky in a westerly direction, dispersing any cloud cover with the heat that it radiated. At first it was thought that it was doing an aerial survey, mapping the ground surface, but now it is believed that it may have been in search of intelligent life and, failing to find anything, it left because today it is gone, taking the welcome heat with it.
The South African Rugby Board said it was a Japanese probe to spy on our rugby teams. He added that it is an obvious plot to undermine our rugby and the mere fact that it arrived from the direction of Japan every time, is enough proof of it. Apparently, the information obtained was used to defeat South Africa, Samoa and the USA on the rugby field.
A government representative said people are to remain calm for it is not an extraterrestrial object. He contradicted an earlier statement by claiming that it was the sun, but just a few weeks ago, they stated that the sun does not shine over Africa. It would seem that our government learned a few tricks from the Americans when it comes to suppressing UFO evidence.
May you all have a grand day.
Comments (30)
How are you? Missed you
All the better since seeing you.
I'm lost at sea, I was not aware of a Indonesian invasion. I know the Japanese led a successful campaign against us but we manage to escape their attentions since then. I believe the luckless USA is their latest victim.
Now, I gotta start cooking dinner for the kids otherwise they'd have no food to eat when I leave for Kuala Lumpur later tonight. See you around here, Catfoot. Byeeeee!
Have a good trip and watch out for the UFOs.
Hope all is okay
Now down to these
I cannot buy that. If you really want to find me you won't need an UFO. All the debt collectors know me.
Nope I will stick to cs if enough ladies shout
I'm not aware of any ladies shouting for me. Maybe if you can supply me with a few names I can oblige. My on-line life is a bit barren at the present.
Thank you. By the way, this coming Saturday is not my biggest worry. The Saturday thereafter is much worse and the one after that is a grave worry.
I was not under the bed. Next time look on the bed. And do come to bed earlier. The early bird catches the worm
glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humor.
I'm actually sorry that Japan did not make it to the quarter finals. If they defeated Scotland iso South Africa or if Samoa defeated Scotland they would have made it. They really deserved a place up there. The only mistake they made was to lose against the only team that they could displace, but hats off to them.
to try it out with.
Your comment is a bit deep for me. I cannot see the connection. Maybe you must draw some pictures so I can catch it.
Contradicting statements is not surprising especially between opposite parties, I suppose. The true statement would be from the one who can really capture the UFO pilot.
Oh yes, the pilot.
I forgot to mention her, but I think I'd rather not elaborate. I have never liked one-night stands.
Do you believe I have seen a UFO?
Anyway, you're back.
Thank you.
Here today and gone tomorrow (another medical checkup & more blood tests). But who knows, maybe Wednesday or Thursday.
Nice to have opened up CS to see a blog by you. I enjoyed the read. I will admit, in the middle of reading it, I suspected you were talking about the sun.
After a long winter, the sun is a very scarce commodity and the last two weeks were sheer bliss. Today was a bit cooler again.
The purpose of the blog was to heckle with our national rugby team causing the biggest upset in the world cup by losing to Japan.
Mercifully they got back on track quick enough to win their pool and still have a good chance to win the world cup for a record third time. Oh I forgot to mention that they still have Wales, New Zealand and Australia to beat. Three games between them and the cup; a job getting progressively more difficult.
I'm sure New Zealand and Australia fancy their chances as well. Both have beaten us in recent times but my logic says they cannot repeat that feat in one year.
Hello, darling, lovely to see you again, always miss you xx
Denmarkworld cup rugby? I mean I adore Scotland, I do, and think our team should win on looks alone, but seriously, they beat the guys that beat the mighty Springboks?I'm braced to be disappointed by match-fixing allegations. It's just safer to be gloomy, these days.
I don't fancy their chances. New Zealand did not look very sharp to the present though they may be hiding something. But even an off-form Kiwi team will be too much for Scotland. Remember, they have never beaten NZ. But then Japan has never beaten the Boks until three weeks ago.
Scotland beating the All Blacks in their next encounter will be an upset as big as Japan beating the Boks. At least we had the time to recover. There is no fallback in the quarter finals and Kiwiland won't make that mistake. My money says that only SA can keep them out the final and even that is debatable. Any team can win on the day. Aussieland have the easier path to the finals. They can get there having to face neither the Boks nor the Kiwis.
Ireland is looking ASTONISHINGLY good. I think Australia, NZ, SA and Ireland could be the final 4. No bets past that.
I have never seen a better Irish team that their current team. But I think the semi finals will be an all Southern Hemisphere contest with Argentina taking the 4th spot with SA, Oz and NZ.
The most disciplined teams will go through to the final. I don't even doubt Australia being in the final. SA and NZ will have to fight it out for the other spot. If I have to put money on the final, my money will be on Australia though I won't wager more than a few Rand on it. Anything can happen.
Ufos not that bad at all!
One day! Johnny, Robert and I ran into a few of them. On our way trying to find Ken house. You see! Ken lives down a dark narrow road, near Space Land. And a nice group of Ufos talk with us and lead us outer there.....