"WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE"
I Dont Know about you But as Far as me?...I Have decided To get out while The getting is goodI Secretly have Had In storage an up To date Model of The new "Plutonian Series Space Explorer" That was brought here a year ago by "Plutonian Scouts" sent here by The "Grand Wizard" Of Planet Pluto
Thats me In front Of The "Space Explorer" To The right...Its The First Time I have Unveiled This Secretive Secret..And you Are The first Humans To see it
Ill be Making The Journey To Pluto..which is over 3 Billion Miles..and Will be leaving In about a Week
and im bringing Along "Canine"
..She ZZwill keep me company On The voyage to PlutoThere is room For 10 People
So if you were thinking of getting Ta hell out of this Place before The End nFalls Upon you
Put In Your application Aaand Let me Know Who you are and Your reason for Wanting To leave "Planet Earth"....
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Now Just look at That ship Folks!!
State of The Art!!!
Pure "Plutonian Quality!!"
You Like The ship Canine?.....(Ruff Ruff!!)
You Could be A Spy!!!
But ill tell you
The Plutonians Would certainly Like To Take A Ride In That "Yellow Moon Rover" You have There...........
Whereas I can take 10 humans On The journey Out of here
Oh.. By The way
Those That are lucky Enough to be able To make The journey With me?
They are allowed 1 Pet to accompany Them
"Canine" Will be Thrilled To have Animal Friends (Ruff Ruff!!)
As if the EEA (evil empire of aliens) would let you take an unlicensed ship out of orbit.
Not To worry
"Canine Has One helluva Bite!!
Wait for me, I'm getting too....
in space.....
I need to get out of this crazy place here because I've wasted too much time already and my mission will never be accomplished.
I've been told to leave the earth with the first ship available and see if I can be of some use on another planet ???
I Know i said pets
But Your Horse will Take up To Much Room
Not To mention His "Droppings"
Please define and Expand On your comment
Life isnt Forever!!!
While deciding On when you want to Answer
"Canine" Has To Go To The Bathroom
Be back In a While
Its a long journey Minevera.......
Hope you get to know nam like I have
got to know him......
i am dieing a slow death here so maybe you could take me with you??? and if i could avoid death in this world i might find new life in yours
My laptop is failing/dieing on me
so if i vanish, you know why but know also..i wish you a very happy and safe trip
Please reserve 3 seats for me...I will pay full for myself, half for my kid and 1/3 for Bruce...I think my parrot could be very helpful and useful there
So Far Those That Have Made reservations are
1)Minerva And her Horse(They will be frozen For The Journey)
2)Itchy Witch(Her Broom Could be Used for Transportation In case of Emergencys
That Leaves 8 Spots left for The "Journey To Pluto"
NO "Family Affairs"
Thats The Last thing We need out There Is Families Fighting
So if you really Want to go(Itll Have to be Just you) And Your Pet Parrot
But your Parrot And "Canine?"
remeber..There vare 8 Spots Still Open!!
Be back in a couple of "Nano Hours"
Those were the days when AT&T dominated and only one phone per house was allowed without paying a surcharge.
Thinking about it, since the bird never made the noise when we were near the phone, and that he was the culprit behind the phones that always rang but always stopped after only a few rings (discovered wholly by accident when he was caught in the act one day when my father moved faster through the house than the bird thought he could), this too (besides some other stuff) was evidence that behind those feathers lay an always scheming crafty brain. He would spend hours and hours whittling his bill on a branch until it was translucent sharp. My cat and I watched our Dracula (this was his name and it was an apt name) with amazement one day when Dracula caught a rat and dissected it while still alive, before eating the best parts. Herbivore my butt! Mynah birds are not nice and gentlest people. Do they have Mynah birds on Pluto? Beware the planet if they do.
In that case, I'll stay here with others...on your next trip maybe you could accommodate 3 of us
Bruce can mimic a lot of words, he could be very useful when we finally face to face with the Plutonians
Besides, the Blogland needs bloggers here, we can't all go and desert this loveland
Is That a reservartion Youre making for the trip?....
Youre Not making Yourself Clear Whether Your Coming or not........Please Be Specific.................
When I get To Pluto
Ill have Them Send a cargo ship To Where you are
They Will Make a Landing In Your Back yard
Youll be notified Of When It Will All happen....
Not leaving till Next week
Get your reservations Early!!!!..........