A chuckle to brighten your day!
Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. “Tom what’s going on?” Mark asked. “It’s my wife Beckie,” Tom replied. “She ran off with my best friend!” “Hey wait a second! Said Mark “Aren’t I your best friend?” “Not any more,” Tom said with a happy smile. “He is!”A man walks into a bar obviously stone drunk, and asks for a drink. Sorry the bartender but you obviously already had a little to much to drink. Fuming mad the drunk walks out the front door and walks into the side door. “Can I have a drink please.” “Sorry” the bartender says “but you can’t have a drink here.” The drunk walks out and goes in through the back door. “Can I please have a drink.” “Enough!” The bartender screamed “I told You No Drinks!” The Drunk looks at the bartender closely and exclaimed “Darn! how many bars you work at.”
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey why the long face?"
Comments (13)
Barkeep - "Sure! Down the hall, second door on your right."
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar...Hey! It could happen!
Caesar walks into a bar & orders a martinus.
Barkeep - "Don't you mean a martini?"
Caesar - "If I want a double, I'll order one!"
Caesar walks into a bar.
The barkeep sets a mug down in front of him.
Caesar - "I didn't order this! What is it?"
Barkeep - "Ale, Caesar!"
Two guys walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.
A baby seal walked into a club...
Miclee.....
Both good ones !!!
Wish we had a few more bloggers like you,
You have a Good One Bud,
I like humor. There is a saying: Where logic fails; humor prevails!
2 elderly women met in a Mall. One says to the other, "I'm so happy to see you, I've missed you so much. I remember the good times we had together, like going shopping, and playing cards, and ,just visiting, but - you have to forgive me - I can't remember your name". There was total silence for a few seconds, then the other lady says, "How soon do you need to know?"