Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Nov 2015
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The Police Officer

"A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ""But officer."" the man began, ""I can explain,"".

""Just be quiet,"" snapped the officer. ""I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back...""

""But officer, I just wanted to say...."" ""And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!""

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, ""Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding.

He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."" ""Don't count on it,"" answered the fellow in the cell. ""I'm the groom.""
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Cocheta
Cocheta●unknown, Western Cape South Africa
Nov 3, 2015●2 Blogs●639 Comments
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Uh-oh uh oh laugh
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candykisses46●Cape Town, Western Cape South Africa
Nov 3, 2015●20 Blogs●507 Comments
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GentleJimrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Lordy Lordy That should have been me on the day I got married ,it would have saved a lot of heartacherolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Abby1963●California, USA
Nov 3, 2015●25 Blogs●714 Comments
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1to1to1●nbattleford, Saskatchewan Canada
Nov 3, 2015●11 Blogs●1,778 Comments
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Hello Gentlejim,handshake , Thanks Jim, its raining here,with the odd snowflakes coming down, could use a Good chuckle rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
You have a Good one,cheers
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Conrad73●Zurich, Switzerland
Nov 3, 2015●1 Blogs●2,485 Comments
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