A Love Story
I will seek and find you.I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And when I am finished you will be weak for days.
All my love
The Flu
Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
Comments (22)
Believe me....you don't want the flu! In no way does it resemble love making....but an a-- kicking!!
Too late! I've had a bad case of the flu and is only beginning to feel better now.
I never bother to see a quack for as far as I'm concerned, it takes 14 days with medication and two weeks without...
You have a good one Jim,
For younger fit people the value of fighting a disease themselves leaves body with its own immunity.
Now I'm looking for a man to I can contaminate in this way.
Sorry..no flu shot for me or any kind of shots
As I don't want to be injected poison.
I have a strong immune system and I want to keep it that way.
I haven't had the flu for years !
I still cut lawns, shovel snow... just a lot slower. It could be a lot worse. I do volunteer work ,for the ms society, and know so many people with ms ,in much worse shape than myself.
What the old saying theres always someone in much worse shape than yourself.
Every morning when you get up and feel awake give you kidneys a good rub until they feel warm. Use you knuckles, you can do this 3 times a day and after a few days tell me how you feel. Think of my warm vibes whilst rubbing your kidneys
My volunteer work also keeps me out of mischief.
But whomever it is, this is for you
I got my flu shot in September. I get one every year, because if I don't, the flu turns into pleurisy, pneumonia, or bronchitis.
You've got me all excited there for few seconds
When I first read this, I thought the same as you.
The next time I get the flu, I want Usha, Caly, Willow, and Amorn to nurse me back to health! Are you ladies paying atention?
How could I forget you.