A Love Story

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And when I am finished you will be weak for days.
All my love
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

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Jim,wave hug You won't believe me, but I want a flu.rolling on the floor laughing I haven't caught a flu for years. doh
Usha,wave hug kiss

Believe me....you don't want the flu! In no way does it resemble love making....but an a-- kicking!!rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Jim

Too late! I've had a bad case of the flu and is only beginning to feel better now.

I never bother to see a quack for as far as I'm concerned, it takes 14 days with medication and two weeks without... grin wave
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Good Morning Gentlejim,handshake That's Good advice about the flu shot. For those who don t know what to think about flu shots, talk to someone who works in a hospital,and ask them what the hospital is like in flu season. Talk to someone who works in a seniors home, and ask what flu season is like there, that will open some eyes,
You have a good one Jim,cheers
1to1 thumbs up normanly I try to let my body heal itself but I have COPD and flu shot is a life saver for me at least.
For younger fit people the value of fighting a disease themselves leaves body with its own immunity.
Hello Redexwave , I have MS, have to use a cane to walk.The thought of getting the flu scares me,doh I have enough aches and painsdoh . My ms isn t progressing ,and I m still fairly active, don t want the flu interfeering with that,yay
ah sorry about your ms indeed you do not need flu on top of that. Have you tried the Ti Chi giqong health excercises, this art form helps with lots of things. hug
Lovely love story Jim. laugh

Now I'm looking for a man to I can contaminate in this way.rolling on the floor laughing

Sorry..no flu shot for me or any kind of shots
As I don't want to be injected poison.
I have a strong immune system and I want to keep it that way.
I haven't had the flu for years !scold
I haven t tried that, have to look into it. I find exercise, diet really make a difference,yay I ve noticed the change in weather sure brings out aches, and pains. My docter says its all in my head,(the change in weather), I tell him ,don t worry about my head,theres nothing there to worry about,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I still cut lawns, shovel snow... just a lot slower. It could be a lot worse. I do volunteer work ,for the ms society, and know so many people with ms ,in much worse shape than myself.
What the old saying theres always someone in much worse shape than yourself.
I can only hug you for your attitude and outlook 1to1 look for ti chi class for health that is as there are many forms of this art. Even chair based ones for people without the mobility.
Every morning when you get up and feel awake give you kidneys a good rub until they feel warm. Use you knuckles, you can do this 3 times a day and after a few days tell me how you feel. Think of my warm grin vibes whilst rubbing scold roll eyes your kidneysrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
1to1. Good thinking my friend.thumbs up

My volunteer work also keeps me out of mischief.wink
Sorry to disappoint you Caly. I am saving myself for that really "special someone"!confused Who might it be?confused

But whomever it is, this is for youkiss heart beating heart wings lips teddybear bouquet
Thanks Redex, and you too Minerva, I ve always thought a person has to keep a positive attitude, and hearing good things sure helps to keep it there, Thanks, hug hug
Wow. You had me going there for a moment. It's not nice to taunt a celibate woman. scold laugh
I got my flu shot in September. I get one every year, because if I don't, the flu turns into pleurisy, pneumonia, or bronchitis. sigh
God... Just abt a flu??? frustrated I don't want it.
pointing Nickname - "Flu". grin

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You've got me all excited there for few secondsdoh rolling on the floor laughing
Robt, Good to see you here man!

When I first read this, I thought the same as you.laugh

The next time I get the flu,sigh I want Usha, Caly, Willow, and Amorn to nurse me back to health!yay Are you ladies paying atention?hug hug hug hug
Oh, I don't want to forget Crazyheart.hug
And you forgot me Jim. I've got healing hands you know .wave
Minerva,

How could I forget you.hug
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