GET OUT OF THE CAR...NOW!
This came in email today
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Get Out Of The Car - NOW !
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs
"I have a gun, and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car - NOW !"
The four men didn't wait for a second threat.
They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why.
It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two
12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into her own car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a
carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
Moral of the story?
If you're going to have a senior moment...
make it memorable!
Comments (11)
Just goes to prove senior moments can be trouble in the making,but that can be said about a lot of things.
Thanks for the story Avias
Got dang!____
car is parked. Five minutes, and I have no clue.
Hmmm...Never realized it'd be THAT easy to make off with a car!
I remember a girlfriend of a friend of mine, they were not getting along, had some kind of argument. She went and scratched the side of his car with a key. However, the car she scratched wasn't his, it was another one that looked like his.
true story
Anyways, yes it can happen to anyone, younger or older.
Fun blog! Have a great day!
Your friends kind of like! Lives on the wild side.
the bleeder had no sense of humour at all, I was glad to drive away from the place.
love the story Avias, roared with laughter here, although surely the old gal would have been warned by cops?
Good one, enjoyed that a lot