Know anyone missing a casket

Perhaps, accidently, it fell off your truck ?
Or maybe out of the back of your hearse ?
Or you just changed your mind about dying

The casket does not appear to have been used
and there is nobody, or better said, no body, inside.
So, the friendly police in Friendship WI,
would like to return it to you, if it's yours.

FRIENDSHIP, WIS. (WSAW) The Adams County Sheriff's Department
said they're hoping to find the owner of a missing casket
in an usual lost and found case.

Officer LeBreck tells NewsChannel 7 a property owner preparing
for deer season found the casket Oct. 7 in the Township of Quincy
near Friendship in the ditch near County Highway Z.

He said the casket was hallowed out and appears to have fallen off a truck
or trailer. Officer LeBreck said the casket had no bedding, and of course,
no tenant. Investigators said used caskets are sometimes
sold to private individuals for haunted houses.

The department humorously stated on Facebook, “We’re pretty certain
it did not come out of the ground, and there have been no reports
of zombies in the area. So, if this fell off the back of your truck
over the weekend, get in touch with us.
It’s a little creepy, and we’d like to get it back to you.”

If no one claims it, perhaps it can be used for solitary confinement.
That ought to scare someone from a life of crime.

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