Same situation, different endings. (Joke)

Picture it: a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, two men and a woman are shipwrecked. A month passes. Now apply stereotypes (add any not already included)

If all were Italian - one man has killed the other to have the woman.

If all were French - an enjoyable ménage-à-trois.

If all were German - the two men have built the woman a snug little house, and have a rota of alternating visits to her.

If all were Greek - the men are together, and the woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

If all were Bulgarian, the men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

All three Japanese have faxed Tokyo, and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

The two Australian men are contemplating suicide because the Australian woman keeps complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and have set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.