Fortune Cookies
Sunday morning and I'm trying to organize this weeks work.We have a special event this week, 200 guests.
It's a meal for single people. Chinese menu.
The problem is we have to make 200 fortune cookies. Means 200 diferent fortune cookie messages.
I need help. I've been checking internet and found some but still need plenty more.
- Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
- Confusius says lovers in triangle not on square.
- It's easier to resist at the beginning that at the end.
- Flattery will go far tonight.
- Some men dream of fortune, others of dream of cookies.
- A tub and a rub will change your day.
- Never forget a friend , especially if he owes you.
Need so many more, any ideas?
Help please.
Comments (42)
DC
You're simply the best!
You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.
A sensual full body massage is in your very near future.
It is your good fortune to share life’s special moments with the one you love.
Bad fortune bad for digestion, Good fortune good for business.
44. Doubt it's a two-sided coin: who looks to it must have to consider both.
A very atractive lady has a message for you.
No man will work for your interests, unless they are his, .....In Bed
Your suspicion is correct.
Begin buying gold and tell no one.
Prepare for a leaky roof.
Wish that one was true.
Man must learn to be patient. Patience and fortitude conquer all things
Only you can make my heart crumble…
but here another scene with fortune cookies
I hope Ishar will not copy
I don't think their food was agreeable with them
you might like one of them.
When you cant apply logic, Apply make up !
sometimes leverage is better than a strong hand.
Your future lies with an invisible Man.
Empty cookies are as bad as empty words.
one tree in a field will burn in the sun.
but two trees will shade each other as the day goes on.
Nope gone blank. You have quite a lot now though. Good luck with the event!
should pull down the blinds while removing their trousers!!
Confucius said that!!