Fortune Cookies

Sunday morning and I'm trying to organize this weeks work.
We have a special event this week, 200 guests.
It's a meal for single people. Chinese menu.
The problem is we have to make 200 fortune cookies. Means 200 diferent fortune cookie messages.
I need help. I've been checking internet and found some but still need plenty more.

- Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
- Confusius says lovers in triangle not on square.
- It's easier to resist at the beginning that at the end.
- Flattery will go far tonight.
- Some men dream of fortune, others of dream of cookies.
- A tub and a rub will change your day.
- Never forget a friend , especially if he owes you.

Need so many more, any ideas?
Help please.
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help im a prisoner in a fortune cookie factory ... send help


rolling on the floor laughing
Only one thing better than having a friend, is a having a friend with benefits.
if you find worm in cookie your lucky day if you find half a worm day not so lucky

blushing
You are cleverly disguised as responsible adult
"Man who fights all day with wife, gets no piece at night"

wink
Person who argue with idiot is taken for fool.


DC teddybear
Blue...come up with something nice for a change....I know you can if you really try hug
Missed you last night DC had a great night out with the girls. Thought of you a lot.
Thank you Florence teddybear
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Wow Florence!!!! wow wow wow

You're simply the best! thumbs up giggle giggle giggle
woman from one horse town carries heavy burden on shoulders

yawn
Glad you had a great time, you need to go out more often teddybear
DC this one is for you

You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.
Thank you DC hug

dancing
Florence found yours

A sensual full body massage is in your very near future.
Ekself this fortune sounds perfect

It is your good fortune to share life’s special moments with the one you love.
I once got a fortune cookie that said.

Bad fortune bad for digestion, Good fortune good for business.

laugh wine
43. The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and to be loved in return!

44. Doubt it's a two-sided coin: who looks to it must have to consider both.


wink
Non I found your fortune cookie

A very atractive lady has a message for you.
Hans

No man will work for your interests, unless they are his, .....In Bed
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That person you were thinking about loves you.

Your suspicion is correct.

Begin buying gold and tell no one.

Prepare for a leaky roof.
Ken I like the first one.

Wish that one was true.
Non
Man must learn to be patient. Patience and fortitude conquer all things
Non, message from atractive lady

Only you can make my heart crumble…
@Non, I remember now only that scene with "too much sugar is bad for you" rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

but here another scene with fortune cookies rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I hope Ishar will not copy rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Florence,

laugh I don't think their food was agreeable with them laugh
@Ishar, Non rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing in this case I think the food was in a way to eat them rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
sometime, when you're going in some chinese restaurant is good to have a hammer with you....just in case the food is moving from the plato or runn rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Here are a few I just made up,
you might like one of them.



When you cant apply logic, Apply make up !

sometimes leverage is better than a strong hand.

Your future lies with an invisible Man.

Empty cookies are as bad as empty words.

one tree in a field will burn in the sun.
but two trees will shade each other as the day goes on.

dunno
A profile with no picture is as interesting as a book without a cover !
@Nonsmokerdoh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing You're a wise guylaugh
Non you are a romantic guy, that tree one is really nice.
Wise, romantic and funny, what else are you hiding.?
Married men live longer. Well, it seems like longer.

Nope gone blank. You have quite a lot now though. Good luck with the event!
Thanks Eleg, I have to thank everyone for the help.
People who live in glass houses -

should pull down the blinds while removing their trousers!!

Confucius said that!!grin
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing PieceofCake you always make me laugh
Sand that would be the easy way out. Has been fun reading the messages.
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