When young sow wild oats. When older, grow sage.
I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.One of the guys says to his buddy, 'Man you look tired.'
His buddy says, 'Dude I'm whacked. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's killing me. I just don't know what to do.'
I leaned over to give them the benefit of my years of experience.
'Son,' I said, 'marry her. That'll sort that problem out.'
This is why I like CS. That joke doesn't go down well in the couples world.
Comments (17)
Should have just lent him your hat, Chrome.
It was something I'd hear in my younger years of especially men saying that were or had gone out to sow their wild oats.
That would work for me!
I liked it the way you had it the first time cause it was kinda funny the other way.