Chromedome56

Chromedome56

Dec 2015

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THE CREED OF THE CS BLOGGER

This is not original, it is adapted from the Creed of the Facebooker. I was struck by how much we have in common.

I believe I know everything

I believe everyone has the right to my opinion

I believe everyone who does not share my opinion is a deluded cretin, unless they are a CS friend, in which case they are amusingly eccentric and their odd foibles can be overlooked. It is for other CS bloggers to point out that they are barking.

It is my right to believe my GF is extraordinary, my pet brilliant, my views intelligent and my religious opinion the only one any sane reasoning person could consider rational.

You do not have the right to challenge my beliefs. Sorry, them’s the breaks.

I believe it is impossible to sing the creed to the tune of ‘I believe I can fly’. I have tried.

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unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Dec 20, 2015●1,614 Comments

Spot on, Chrome

Ah, the auld ego at play, eh?

BerrySmoothie●My Retreat, Auckland New Zealand

Dec 20, 2015●681 Comments

Brilliant!

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Dec 20, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

I can live with that

I would also add the right to use a dancing santa on every comment during Christmas week

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Dec 20, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

Zman, that was amusingly eccentric.

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 20, 2015●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Anybody with a santa-butt like that can say anything they want

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Dec 20, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

still stuck, eh?

itchywitch●galway, Galway Ireland

Dec 20, 2015●1 Blogs●3,435 Comments

And what if someone clips your wings

its the end of your flying days

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Dec 20, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

I won't tell you how difficult it was to hold that pose. Fortunately the artist was a quick worker.

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Dec 20, 2015●1,614 Comments

Trying to sing it now...the neighbourhood dogs are all barking

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Dec 20, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

Ms Witch, you'd give me a lift on your broom, wouldn't you?

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Dec 20, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

Un - listen closely. They're applauding.

itchywitch●galway, Galway Ireland

Dec 20, 2015●1 Blogs●3,435 Comments

I would but with that skinny little bottom of yours, i'd be afraid you'd slip off so its best i don't

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Dec 20, 2015●1,614 Comments

They sound forlorn to me, Chrome

You need to do more blogs, I like your style

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Dec 20, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

I thing the creed should come as a bundle with the CS bloggers handbook, the first line of which states -
Always read blogs before logging on, that way if one of your friends has said something horrendous you can always deny having seen it

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Dec 20, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

Ms Witch, the word you were groping for was pert. Pert and indeed muscular. I would be able to cling to the broom by the strength of my cheeks alone.

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Dec 20, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

Ms U you are teasing me.

I'll see what else I can steal off Facebook.

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Dec 20, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

I need a copy of the bloggers handbook, sir. It obviously has sound advice

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Dec 20, 2015●1,614 Comments

Amazing the things you find on Fb

Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 20, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

I sang it! It sort of worked. Sing fast in some bits and very sloooooow in others but all in all, a triumph.

The dog packed and left home halfway through.

I second Un. I like your blogs.

And Z, oh wow, you look absolutely fabulous fantastic yikes! How long did it take to grow that beard? And I hope your sun-baked person doesn't get too chilled on that long delivery night on the 24th. Wrap up really really well.

ekself●Onehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa

Dec 20, 2015●1 Blogs●1,711 Comments

think that is pretty much the creed for all social sites. I was unfriended for not honoring that creed on fb.

Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 20, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

By everybody?

what did you SAY?

Snookums3●Johannesburg, Gauteng South Africa

Dec 20, 2015●35 Blogs●1,520 Comments

Cd. Very true in the first couple of months, after that u see the light, so to speak !

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Dec 20, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Biff, about 10 minutes

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Dec 20, 2015●5,763 Comments

Embedded image from another site

i am saying nothing

Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 20, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Z,

it does suit you. Makes your eyes look incredibly blue

itchywitch●galway, Galway Ireland

Dec 20, 2015●1 Blogs●3,435 Comments

Did someone slip ~~off~~ away

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Dec 20, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Biff, so what you're saying is I look better when you can't see me for hair

jac_the_gripper●Tonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK

Dec 20, 2015●20 Blogs●2,982 Comments

Plainly, none of that applies to me.

I'm deaf, so I can't sing.

(I believe I have the right to convince you that I'm right with the aid of a 4 year old's leap of logic.)

LucyMaud●unknown, Alberta Canada

Dec 21, 2015●1 Blogs●657 Comments

oooooohhh, Santa! Dressed like that, all four cheeks should be rosy!

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