avias
avias
Southeast, Missouri, USA
Dec 2015
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Humor.... in the Skies

Good for a chuckle....very happy laugh


Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and... OH...MY GOD!"

Silence followed.......................

Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled “




"For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!"doh grin
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micleeonline today!
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Dec 21, 2015●343 Blogs●10,584 Comments
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As the plane prepared for takeoff, a flight attendant noticed a man of the cloth who was obviously nervous.
Attempting to calm him, she asks, "Didn't Our Lord tell us He would always be with us?"
The preacher replied, "Actually, the verse is 'LO, I am with you always.'"

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Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Dec 21, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up

And I say that as a nervous passenger myself ...
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lindsyjonesonline today!
lindsyjones●unknown, California USA
Dec 21, 2015●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing

Thanks for the laughter dear lady.
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candykisses46
candykisses46●Cape Town, Western Cape South Africa
Dec 21, 2015●20 Blogs●507 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Holy smokes Avias I would have had some skid marks in minerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing santa waving dancingsanta bouquet lips
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studecar
studecar●sayre, Oklahoma USA
Dec 21, 2015●31 Blogs●119 Comments
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funny, do hope the guy in back stays there !!!
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avias
aviasOP●Southeast, Missouri USA
Dec 21, 2015●44 Blogs●513 Comments
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laugh well for sake of this joke, the guy in back announced what happened to him... and yeah, hate to be sitting near him!!! help uh oh
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1to1to1
1to1to1●nbattleford, Saskatchewan Canada
Dec 21, 2015●11 Blogs●1,778 Comments
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Thank avias, rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing , enjoyed that one. Will remember it.
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Dec 22, 2015●5,763 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing brilliant my laugh of the daypeace teddybear
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canduce
canduce●=================, California USA
Dec 22, 2015●1 Blogs●18 Comments
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That would fry my shorts for sure thanksbowing bowing
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Gentlejim
Gentlejim●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Dec 22, 2015●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Good one Avias!

Just in time for the people flying around Christmas time!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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avias
aviasOP●Southeast, Missouri USA
Dec 22, 2015●44 Blogs●513 Comments
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Merry Christmas to all.christmas happy ..relax and leave the flying to the pilot ...who usually gets us there! Ignore the "ususally" ! laugh reindeer santa waving santa
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