Gies a kiss?
Mistletoe only works up to midnight 25th December and I have some unused berries here about to expire but if there are any ladies here who wouldn't mind a bristly kiss, I'd be happy to use the berries up. I've kissed a few of you already today and you were so delicious I'd be happy to do it again.Come one come all especially if it is a kiss and make up.
Gents get your own mistletoe, or take over in an hour. This is a one hour offer.
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I mean sure okay I'll take one for the team. Whatever.
And ta that wasn't too bristly at all. Bit of a scotch mist, must be said
I'll just give you a Hug.
Too late now anyway
I might have to start running after women and pressing kisses on them whether they want them or not.
LJ, I was a bit aggressive on another blog to you. Feel free to slap my face but this is a kiss of peace to a pretty lady.
Well, last berry, claim it who may.
And now - Dr Who.
But Merry Christmas Chrome.
No, really, please
Next year. It's a date.
Must have got it from Z. My beard is as soft as the hair on a baby's head.
Rather pleased that none of the rest of you noticed the Scotch. That mouthwash was worth every penny. Biff, rinse that kiss off in boiling water before you re-use it, it'll be as good as new.
Merry Xmas, Chrome