Gies a kiss?
Mistletoe only works up to midnight 25th December and I have some unused berries here about to expire but if there are any ladies here who wouldn't mind a bristly kiss, I'd be happy to use the berries up. I've kissed a few of you already today and you were so delicious I'd be happy to do it again.Come one come all especially if it is a kiss and make up.
Gents get your own mistletoe, or take over in an hour. This is a one hour offer.