"AS IS"...AS SEEN"

Sorry...But All Thats Left Is Not A New Car(Him/Her
Not A One Owner Car(Him/Her
Nope...All Thats Left For You Is A Used Car(Him/Her
So When Your In The Lot
And You Decide On That "Used Car"
Remember This
Whatever You pick..Its Been Used Many Times Over
It has A LOT OF WEAR AND TEAR
There Are Some Dents
And Its Been Through Hell
But In Your Case...Itll Have To Do
After All...You Arent Young Anymore Either
There Will Be No Test Drive
What You See Is What You Get
All Sales Are Final!!!!
Oh..And At The Bottom
Just Above Where You Sign(Marriage Certificate/Bill Of Sale
It Will Say
"As Is...As Seen"rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing .............
detective detective detective detective detective
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I Was Married Only Once
So
Im A One Owner Vehicle
But Still
Got A Lot Of Miles Thoughrolling on the floor laughing .............detective
.................listen to music
And Some Of Those Older Cars?
Will Have "Dead Batteries"..........
And Parts That Wont Work Anymore
And Beyond Repair.,,.................detective
In the business we described them as such:

- pre enjoyed vehicle
- previously owned
- nearly new
- Factory official Demo(love that one)laugh
Pedal
Some Of The Vehicles Ive Seen On The Lot
Look Like Theyve Gone Through A
Demolition Derby
Those...I Aint Buyinrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ...........detective
I would assume the best used Cars would be from the S. States
that do not use millions of tons of salt on the roads.
Dont Think Were On The Same Road Here
Im Not Really Talkn About Real Cars........
And Not Bicycles Either.......... detective
I know, I have been pre enjoyed twiceuh oh I get easily
side tracked.conversing
Is Your Inspection Sticker still Valid?..........detective
Now that you mention it, I am due for a Doctors visit so she
can stick her finger in my bum. Then I will be certified.applause
I've got some wear and tear and broke in so to speak.rolling on the floor laughing

I've got some miles on me but what one sees is what they get.

It's called "Take Me Or Leave Me" cause I don't care.laugh
Forgot to say I was only married once.
Tear and wera, pre-enjoyed...what are you talking about here ?doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Married once and not going through it againlaugh I signed documents that I couldn't read when I got married, signed documents that I couldn't read when I got divorced too...they were in Arabic, I can understand and speak Arabic but have difficulty in reading and writingdoh laugh
You Got To Watch Out For The Ones That Are All "Painted Over"
Theres Sure To Be A Lot Of Hidden Dents And Rust..........detective
boy oh boy....laugh boys are boysrolling on the floor laughing
Some Of The Cars Here On The Lot
Have One Helluva Set Of "Headlights"
While Others?....Need New Ones.............detective
Me too was married only once
Find much harder to find the one that accepts who you arewine
Till the one comes it will be my last.wine
Cappy
As Long As You Start Up
And Most Of Your Parts Work
Someone Will Want You
You Just Gotta Wait Around In The Lot
With The Rest Of Us..............detective
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