"IM GOIN SOLO"
This Time I Brought One Female From Here With Me...In The TruckAnd Ill Tell You Now
Most Women Are Not Made For Being In Trucks
They Must Have A Real Bathroom At All Times
And Thats Not Possible At All Times
They Take All The Blankets(I Awoke With No Blankets At All)
There Was A Lump under All Those Blankets(I Presume It Was Her)
And They Bring More Stuff With Them..Than Explorers Need To Bring When They Go Exploring
Cant Move Around In This Truck With All The Stuff Shes Brought
And Theyre Not Good Navigators Either(That Last Directive From Her...Cost Me 30 Miles Before I Could Find A Place To Turn Around(60Miles in All..And One Hour)
Nope...Never Again
Next Week?.........Im Goin Solo
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All I Heard Was That Common Womanly Phrase
"Im Not In The Mood"....................
Yep work solo I would think safer
That "Stuff" Used To Be Done In The Back Seats Of Cars At The Drive In............
Ive Noticed
There Are No More Drive Ins..............
I try and look on the positive side of a situation, but when there are no positives, that is the end of the situation.
I might be crazy, not stupid,
Do you have a cab over sleeper in your truck? Of course, there is not a lot of room in one of those. Do you have a GPS in your truck to give you directions or do you just use maps?
Be safe my friend!
Designed To Break The Monotny of This Job
As Im Doin Now For 15 Minutes
Im Surprised No One Has Asked
Who This Woman Might Be........................
Hopefully he didn't roll down the windows in the cab or else when he deflated her she didn't go out either window.
Some asked him where he got it.
Well it couldn't be all that bad...you had some company on the road...
But if you are used to being alone...people can get on your nerves when sharing a confined space...
Keep on trucking nam...and be safe!!
There Was Me And Two Others
Myself And I.................
I Wouldnt Know
That Was
So Long A Time Ago..............
Anybody That Knows Me
Knows I. just HAvn Fun With It
Of Course Im Not Serious
Shame that must be a loss for you, but keep playing with ... you don't need a lady friend then and yes where I come from as well we don't speak in that manner, but here's one for you maybe you don't need a human why not get yourself a blowup so when you need space just deflate as i am sure you gents know all about.