Women!!!
Using a broomstick to shove a pound of fresh dairy butter up a mosquito’s backside will be an easier task to accomplish than to understand women. They are indeed the strangest creatures on this planet.
One can never tell what they expect you to say or do. I wonder if they know themselves. Like this one girlfriend I had a few years ago. One day she said that I’m just after her body.
I told her that it was not true and I spend 10 minutes to explain that she had many other virtues that I adored and that her body was just a minor attraction amongst all her other fine attributes. Then she started crying and wanted to know what was wrong with her body that I did not like it!
But I don’t want to sound like a woman basher today and I don’t want to discuss women in general. It is one particular woman that mystifies me at this time.
We have been corresponding in non-romantical fashion for quite a while. Just talking, sharing our pains, our joys, our fears and expectations for the future. Every now and then she would say her good-byes and Poof! Her profile disappears with her and no contact until she comes back which may be a day, a week or a month later.
A short while after her last good-bye, I took my leave as well. When I returned on Friday, I found something recent from her in my inbox.
I typed a reply and when I clicked the ‘Send’ button, CS informed me that her profile was hidden or deleted. I copied and pasted my message into my word processor, saved and tried again later. Same result. On Saturday I tried twice more. Still no joy. Last night (Sunday night) I logged in to find a rather snooty message from her. Said she can take the hint and won’t bother me again. I tried to respond and that time CS informed me that the member has blocked me from contacting her again. How now, brown cow?
Come on T! Get off it. Remember we are in different time zones and we are seldom on line at the same time. You cannot prevent me from replying and then still be upset about not getting a reply. I cannot reply while your profile is hidden.
Stay cool! There is a whole week ahead.
Comments (52)
With something like that - you never know what else might have gone wrong that day and you were just in the firing line.
we were never ment to understand women that's what makes us men love them even more trying to understand there story.
Now you know why it is illegal in most western countries to have more than one wife. Government has to protect us against our own stupidity.
Being in the line of fire does not make me feel any better though. The thing sounds more like what the Americans call 'killed by friendly fire'.
That is what my mother told me when I was young. Made to be loved, not to be understood.
Naaahh.. that's not true. Understanding women is easy.
You bet! And a vocabulary of only two words. The words being: "Yes Dear!"
I'm not sure if I understand your comment in the its full context and I'm not picking a fight with you, but are you implying that women are human beings a males not.
And so as a crafty creature she'll lead you towards an answer deliberately to so see how easily lead you are. What she really wants is for you to say what you think and for what you think to be what she actually wants to hear.
When a woman asks if you're player the correct answer is not "no". The correct answer is "the truth comes out. you're number 100 today. congratulations! let's go and see what you've won" - the kind of player-like answer which doesn't technically state that you're a player.
Well, the task was not meant to be easy. That makes the task even more impossible. And thanks for that info. i store it in my cache of useless info.
It is something like that. the more you hear, the more confused you become.
I don't think it will work,
Is yoga not a silent activity?
No, no.
Not for me. that way I'll probably end up on a diet and exercises with her. I'll settle for the undiplomatic: "Don't worry, nobody will notice it anyway."
Your story sounds very familiar as I had the same thing happened to me with a couple of people.
If you don´t reply straightaway they think you´re not interested, forgetting there might be 8 or 10 hours time difference.
Not that it matters too much. Granted, she was good company, but we were not in love with each other. the problem though is that now she goes off thinking that I am a rude person while she was the actual spaghetti in the fan.
It sounds like you got a perplexing situation!
Hey Cat, you are doing your best! That is all you can do
Oh well, we'll just have to see how it pans out.
not much else one can do. I just don't understand why she blames me for the fiasco. Surely she must realize that I cannot respond while she has her profile hidden.
Well I hope so. his is the only way I can get her attention. But by the way, I never called her snooty. It was her message to me that was rather snooty.
You are absolutely right!
You know women Is like a Rib
If you want to straighten the Rib
It will broke.
So One have To Handle it with Care.
So yes Dear is (Important)
Exactly. Why do you think I pointed it out
Hmm, I normally say a thing straight the way I see it but sometimes one should refrain. Methinks we should exercise our right to remain silent more often. When it is not necessary to say something, then it is necessary not to say something.
You cannot win with them.
They are social geniuses. Just keep that in mind.
it sounds like sound advice.
it was the best comparison I could come up at that moment. Given enough time, I will probably come up with something better. But I'm getting senile and by the time I found a better example I would have forgotten what it was for in the first place.
But the message is there.