"RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON")(18)
Whats That..To The Left Of The The High Speed Lane..In The Breakdown Lane?There Are Just Always Some Things That Get You To Scratching Your Head..And Wondering
"Now Why Would Someone Want To Leave That There?"
"They Couldve Thrown It Away In A Dumpster"
"I Mean...It Aint Like It Was That Important To Put your Life In Jeapardy For"
"But Yet..Thats Just What They Did"
"Somebody Left A Crock Pot With The Chord Plugged Into It.. There"
(Of All Places)
"Does Not Compute"
And Yesterday...On 80..In Pennslyvania..On A Two Lane Highway
Theres These Two Cars Full Of Idiots
Each In Their Own Lane..Doing 65 Mphs
And What Are They Trying To Do?
The Driver In The Right Lane Has His Hand Stuck Out The Window
The Passenger In The Left Lane... Is Doing The Same
Theyre Trying To Touch Each Others Hand(As Their Cars Swerve Back And Forth)
(And Blocking Traffic Too).."(Does Not Compute")
Theres Never A Cop Around When You Want One
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I didn't write this....