Calliopesgirl
Calliopesgirl
Nashville, Tennessee, USA
Apr 2016
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The WAY to a Woman's heart...

So, I receive an email from a man from Denmark. Younger man about 33 or something. He writes only this, " Wanna see my d*ck?
Now, if you know me at all..
I am so impressed. A p*nis! Wow! Have I ever seen one, and the offer to see a Danish.p*nis...woohoo! Lol. No offence to the decent Danes on our site. This is only fun sarcasm...
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mollybaby
mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland
Apr 27, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments
#1
Maybe they are like Danish Pastries - with black bits wow


laugh
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pat8lanips
pat8lanips●babinda, Queensland Australia
Apr 27, 2016●74 Blogs●2,239 Comments
#2
So did you get to have a look at it?
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Apr 27, 2016●2,126 Comments
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There are also some GREAT DANES! I´m referring to the breed of dog. laugh

Hola Calli. How are you sweet lady? And how are your friends the horses?

Thinking about it... for a pénis to be the way to a woman´s heart it would have to be long enough to reach up that far? hmmm rolling on the floor laughing
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pat8lanips
pat8lanips●babinda, Queensland Australia
Apr 27, 2016●74 Blogs●2,239 Comments
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Actually, I'm saving myself for the right person. Once we fall in love, on the beach, I'll get down on one knee and present her with a picture of myself.
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mollybaby
mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland
Apr 27, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments
#5
Your profile pic?
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pat8lanips
pat8lanips●babinda, Queensland Australia
Apr 27, 2016●74 Blogs●2,239 Comments
#6
Nah, a picture of a Danish bloke's Danish.
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FLYJAMESonline today!
FLYJAMES●GOUDA, South Holland Netherlands
Apr 27, 2016●205 Blogs●1,798 Comments
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Too bad there are some sick ones on this site
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georgie39
georgie39●linstead ,st catherine, Saint Catherine Jamaica
Apr 27, 2016●67 Blogs●738 Comments
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At least he ask you get a chance to refuse

I have had itppresent itself without question in oic andvideos as ssoonas you say "hi"

AAnd the reason Iddon't do video chatting

I don't know what they are thinking
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Yuniksha
Yuniksha●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa
Apr 27, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments
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I hope you blocked him. Some guys have no respect.
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Ed1941
Ed1941●Bullhead City,, Arizona USA
Apr 27, 2016●151 Blogs●4,758 Comments
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Good girl. You put it in the right classification. Sarcasm!!
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Calliopesgirl
CalliopesgirlOP●Nashville, Tennessee USA
Apr 27, 2016●322 Blogs●5,311 Comments
#11
Lol. Like what if I wrote..want to see my pooter?
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pat8lanips
pat8lanips●babinda, Queensland Australia
Apr 27, 2016●74 Blogs●2,239 Comments
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Yeah alright then, lets have a quick look at it.
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micleeonline today!
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Apr 27, 2016●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments
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Frankly, I am shocked. SHOCKED I tell you!!
Proper singles site etiquette requires that a gentleman not offer to show a lady his junk until the third email. At least.
No sense of propriety. Just disgusting.
But then, what can one expect of Eurotrash?
rolling on the floor laughing

cowboy
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unlaoised
unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland
Apr 28, 2016●1,614 Comments
#14
Maybe he just got it for his birthday and wants to show it off
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Calliopesgirl
CalliopesgirlOP●Nashville, Tennessee USA
Apr 29, 2016●322 Blogs●5,311 Comments
#15
You guys made me laugh...a birthday present! Lolol

And not showing your junk till at least the third email.


Pat, no, I cannot show you my junk till the third email, at least!!
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Calliopesgirl
CalliopesgirlOP●Nashville, Tennessee USA
Apr 29, 2016●322 Blogs●5,311 Comments
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Und Jollygrace, Vie gehts! Nice to meet you!
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Calliopesgirl
CalliopesgirlOP●Nashville, Tennessee USA
Apr 29, 2016●322 Blogs●5,311 Comments
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Oh, and Pippa, nice to meet you too. Love your island!
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