Wise Sayings
The idea is to die young as late as possibleDon't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.
Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)
Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.
Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".
We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.
You only live once! So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.
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Aged to Perfection!
Classified Antique
I'm Not 40, I'm 18 with 22 Years Experience
I'm Not Old...I'm Chronologically Challenged!
I'm Not Old...I'm Chronologically Gifted
I'm Not That Old! I Demand a Recount!
I'm Too Young to Be This Old!
In Dog Years, I'm Dead
It's Not How Old You Are, But How You Are Old
Young at Heart...Slightly Older in Other Places
Hello Wisconsin!
Sorry you guys ended up downwind of the toxic dump on the Columbia River,
Just stay out of the jet stream.
There’s this retired couple who are both feeling that their memory is getting worse. They’re watching television and when a commercial comes on, the wife says, “Honey, I’m going to get some ice cream. Do you want some?” “Oh, I’d love some,” he says, “but you’d better write it down; you might forget.” She says, “Oh, I can certainly remember that!” Well, she’s gone for quite a while, and when she finally comes back she gives him a plate of eggs. He looks at the eggs and looks up at her and says, “You see, I told you you’d forget the toast!”
I appreciate people who like clean jokes!
I didn't know about the Columbia River thing. I don't watch a lot of TV. It cuts into my drinking time!
I thought we agreed not to comment on each other's blogs!
STAY OFF MY BLOGS YOU PUTRID A--!!!