"A BETTER PLACE"
"I Just Got The Blue Prints In Yesterday"And The Parts Needed To Assemble This Space Ship... Just Arrived TodayIt Will Be 40 Feet High And 15 Feet Wide(With All The Accomadations Of Home)
It Will Take About 2 Weeks To Assemble..And Shall Have Only Enough Room For One Person(And All That They Can Take With Them
As It Is Designed With You In Mind
(Just Like That Old Time Commercial)
It Is Being Designed For That Special Person(And Its Not me)
This Special Person Will Even Be Allowed To Pick The Planet Of Their Choice(Must Be Uninhabited)
This Space Ship Will Blast Off The Morning Of November 10th 2016 From Cape Canaveral Florida
On November 9th...You Will Receive A Plane Ticket That Will Bring You To Cape Canaveral Florida
There You Will Receive Accomodations In A Hotel
And On The Morning Of November 10th...At 0800..A Taxi Will Arrive... And Take You To The Launching Pad
There...I Will Be ...To Greet You...And To Carry Your Bags And Baggage Into The Space Ship
I Will Help You Into Your Space Suit...Secure You To Your Seat..And Bid You Goodby... As I Secure And Seal The Door
I Have Also Arranged To Holler Out The Count Down On The Loud Speaker..(And I Get To Press The "Lift Off" Button!!)
Once Youve Reached The "Outer Limits"...A Message Will Be Sent Informing You That The Ship Is Programmed For a One Way Trip(You Cant Come Back)(That Will Be Shocking News For You)
Upon Touchdown On This Uninhabited Planet...The Ship Will Automatically Start A 1 Hour Countdown..Upon Reaching Zero...It Will Self Explode
So Please...Hurry Up .....And Get All Of Your Stuff Out
If You Want Advice
Please Remain Inside Till The Countdown Reaches "Zero"
For...At That Moment... The Universe Shall Become
"A Better Place"
Comments (52)
Its Not a Politician
But you Are Within The window Of Observation
............... ..............
"Its Within The Face"
"Not In The Sky"
"Could It be The Chin?"
"Or Maybe The Eyes?"................
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..so thats why hes gone....
...have a silent Christmas!
"No............. It Wasnt Leony... That Was Sent In The Space Ship"
"Actually....Ive Often Wondered What Happen To Leony"
"He Wasnt In Good Spirits"
"Last Time I Heard From Him"
"Was About A Year Ago... Or So"
"And That Message... Was The Last I Ever Heard From Him""
"It Was An E Mail.... Here ........On The Site"
"His Words Were"...(And I Quote)
("I Will See You On The Other Side")...."And That Was It"
"Im Hoping That He"
"Was Just In A Bad Mood"
"If Anybody Knows Anything"
"Let Us Know?"............................
I love it.Can I borrow your plans?
I've got some people I'd love to send in it.
"It Was Built For Only One Human"
"And......... To Your Possible Delight"
"Its A.............. "One Way Flight"......... .............