"REGULAR MAN"

There Are A Lot Of Things That Can Be Bought
You Can Buy A New Car...But What Good Is A Brand New Car?...Youll Always Be Afraid To Park The Damned Thing Anywhere Because Someone May Park Next To Your Brand New Car...Open Their Door..And Put A Ding On The Side Of Your Car(Thats Why Some People Park Their Brand New Cars Waay In The Back Of The Parking Lot And To Boot?..They Park On An Angle)Plus In Most Cases You Have To Make Payments On The Car Each Month(Mine?...Its Paid For Already)...And You Alway Have To Wash The Damned Thing And Wax It(Because Youll Always Want It To Look Brand New)Naah..Id Rather Have What I Have Now...Its A 96 Ford Explorer...20 Years Old..Some Rust Here And There...Runs fine
And It Gets Me Where I Want To Go
Plus...I Dont Have To Worry About Dings..Scratches...Or Having To Wax It...Or Washing It(Once In A While I Do Wash It Though)
My 1996 Ford Explorer Does Exactly What A Brand New Car Does For All Those People That Have Brand New Cars
It Gets Me Where I Want To Go
But Id Still Prefer To Have Had Something A Lot Older(Without The Computer That Runs The Damned Thing
Back Then It Was A Red Light That Would Come On
Id Just Put Tape Over The Light... And Keep On Going
Today...If The Computer Malfunctions..And Says Some Part Isnt Working...That Part Wont Work(Even Though Theres Nothing Wrong The Part...And Now You Have To Pay "Big Time"..300 Bucks.... For Some Computer Mechanic To Re Program The Computer To Tell The Part Its Working Again
You Can Have your Brand New Car
Ill Take Something Old Any Day
I Long For The Good Old Days
But They Will Never Come Back
And Its Great To be
"A Regular Man"