Your Knight On His White Horse

Still waiting for him? Well, he’s probably arrived many times before but you did not recognize him because his arrival was not announced by trumpets and church bells. You have probably mistaken him for Don Quixote or his squire, Sancho Panza. Yep, maybe he arrived on a donkey.uh oh
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Instead you followed your brain's chemistry and went for the shiny armor and big plume on the helmet; just to get a decent lay. While it is important to confirm s*xual compatibility early on, there are other equally important things to consider.professor

Beware of the one on the white horse and shiny armor. He’s a tournament player and has done no real battle. Your hero may arrive on a hungry and bleeding horse; weak, wounded and battle-weary, with a broken sword, his armor in tatters and his banner torn. You may need to help him off his horse and nurse him until his wounds are healed.sigh

This is the time when his character will show; when he’s weak and on his knees. If you think he’s the one for you, sell his horse, bury his sword, burn his banner, and melt his armor because when he is strong again, he'll just ride off to slay more dragons.idea
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Have a wonderful day.wave

PS
No dragons were hurt during the production of this blog.
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Great message in this Blog Cat.....peace
I'm keeping the horseprofessor

Cos then, even if he walks away when he is feeling better, I still have the horse joy cartwheel joy
I could wrap myself in tinfoil and tape a feather duster to my head if it helps me be a knight.
Hi Cal
Hmm, and such pity that few will respond to it.rolling on the floor laughing
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Map, it might keep you safe from alien probings at least.
Hi Molly
then you will have to keep the horse at another place. The way I know my own, he'll just take it and vanish in the night like a thief.laugh
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Molly..Alien probing is wonderful, I suppose Im nearly a knight having The Queens Charter.
Hi Map
You will need a mount. Maybe a broom will do. just return it by full moon. Some of the ladies fly on them. Can you imagine some witch playing Lady Godiva on a broomstick flying around in the moon light.laugh
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Molly
Alien is a very relative term these days. Alien to where?laugh
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Howzit Cat...I do have a big throbbing 4x4, and I could put a saddle on the cat. Any woman playing lady Godiva riding anything will do.
What attributes does Lady Godiva have to have...apart from the obvious lack of attributes?
Hi Map
True. Lady Godiva has always been a favorite.laugh
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Cat, the lack of clothing is the lack of attributes I referred to.grin


I just wanted to know was that all was needed, or did the modern man expect anymore from a modern day Lady Godiva writing
I would certainly keep the horse!


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Daniela, You keep the horsey, I will have the Godiva.
hi Daniela
Okay, you can have the horse. I'm probably losing on the deal but will have to settle for the rest.laugh
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Hey Map
Great minds think alike.laugh
Well said Cat......and that's Bo Derek on that horse, she was a dream and a true 10 in my younger daysgrin
As we now have two men wanting the same woman, we will have to have a duel at sunset tomorrow.

Put your shiny armours on and bring your swords. The Lady will be watching and will marry the winner.
I will happily take the rope, Its Cats blog he should have the godiva like female...its only fair, besides Im taken.
hi Sands,
Hmm,
I remember the movie. A real looker indeed.thumbs up
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Cat, I think the vow of celibacy extends to private trysts as well as public ones.
hi Molly
Now that's a nuisance. I'll have to start negotiations with the cult to get the vow annulled. This simply won't do.laugh
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Nah, I don't like showing off types, maybe that's why I simply happy with who I'm with. smile

Hiya Cat, wave there is a noticeably lack of dragons around at the moment. laugh
Now that must have been a full-time job Cat. laugh hug
KN
You better believe that. All I need now is a damsel, no longer in distress to nurse my wounds. laugh
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Hi Cat. wave
The thing is, the one that is falling to bits on the bleedin' horse, might just be someone who is always getting into fights!
The guy with the shiny armour, could be the one who can stop someone in their paces, with a flash of his steely grey eyes and then talk some sense into them with his deep, chocolaty, masculine voice!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmheart beating rolling on the floor laughing
Pieceofcake, that sounds irresistibly yummy!! I like a man who can diffuse a situation. smitten

And if the other knight is all gimped up from previous battles, I would prefer a more qualified nursemaid do the healing and then hand him over to me sans the gimp. grin
Oh yes Gypsy! Remember all those terrible Mills and Boon novels? The hero always had, "steely grey eyes, a square jaw and an ironic smile"!! And he always won the fight with a mere battle of words! Just the way I like them!!rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Piece
At least I'll know what to wear if ever I come to Ireland.grin

And I'll make sure it's a good horse as well.
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PS
I see your team messed with us this weekend. Too much politics in our sport.frustrated
Piece,
I once worked for a guy like that. A loud mouth, almost like the one I described in my previous blog. Anyway, this fella could defuse any situation with his mouth. He yelled and cursed things right.laugh

Did not make much of an impression on me though. Sticks and stones can break my bones but words...dunno
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Cat, once he's all healed I know ways of making him forget Nurse Nightingale. grin
Hiya PAC ..welcome back ! hug
Hi Molly.wave Thank you! Unfortunately, my first encounter was none too savoury!!rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Gypsy,
Still be careful. You may not get another opportunity. The nurse may know one or two tricks as well.
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Oh hi Pieceacake, nice meeting you again! comfort hug
Hi Kal. Nice to see you too.wave

Can't help it Cat - it is a first for us! Coetzee was none too pleased, saying that we didn't play. What did he expect. When you are down to 14 men, you have to defend for all you are worth. Especially against a team like the Springboks.peace
hi Piece,
Coetzee does not belong there. Another political move in the name of affirmative action while our best trainers are sidelined because they won't comply to the quota system. Where have you heard about color quotas in your national team? You pick the best players and that's it. I don't mind if there are 15 black players in the team but then they must deserve their places and not be there to please the politicians. I cannot blame our good players for leaving the country.frustrated
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It is political correctness gone mad. It is the same in the workplace. The job should be given to the most qualified person - pure and simple.
Hi Piece
Apparently not in Africa. The Romans realized it 2000 years ago.

Ex Africa semper aliquid novi
(Always something new out of Africa)

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