Your Knight On His White Horse
Still waiting for him? Well, he’s probably arrived many times before but you did not recognize him because his arrival was not announced by trumpets and church bells. You have probably mistaken him for Don Quixote or his squire, Sancho Panza. Yep, maybe he arrived on a donkey.Instead you followed your brain's chemistry and went for the shiny armor and big plume on the helmet; just to get a decent lay. While it is important to confirm s*xual compatibility early on, there are other equally important things to consider.
Beware of the one on the white horse and shiny armor. He’s a tournament player and has done no real battle. Your hero may arrive on a hungry and bleeding horse; weak, wounded and battle-weary, with a broken sword, his armor in tatters and his banner torn. You may need to help him off his horse and nurse him until his wounds are healed.
This is the time when his character will show; when he’s weak and on his knees. If you think he’s the one for you, sell his horse, bury his sword, burn his banner, and melt his armor because when he is strong again, he'll just ride off to slay more dragons.
Have a wonderful day.
PS
No dragons were hurt during the production of this blog.
Comments (53)
Cos then, even if he walks away when he is feeling better, I still have the horse
Hmm, and such pity that few will respond to it.
then you will have to keep the horse at another place. The way I know my own, he'll just take it and vanish in the night like a thief.
You will need a mount. Maybe a broom will do. just return it by full moon. Some of the ladies fly on them. Can you imagine some witch playing Lady Godiva on a broomstick flying around in the moon light.
Alien is a very relative term these days. Alien to where?
True. Lady Godiva has always been a favorite.
I just wanted to know was that all was needed, or did the modern man expect anymore from a modern day Lady Godiva
Okay, you can have the horse. I'm probably losing on the deal but will have to settle for the rest.
Great minds think alike.
Put your shiny armours on and bring your swords. The Lady will be watching and will marry the winner.
Hmm,
I remember the movie. A real looker indeed.
Now that's a nuisance. I'll have to start negotiations with the cult to get the vow annulled. This simply won't do.
Hiya Cat, there is a noticeably lack of dragons around at the moment.
You better believe that. All I need now is a damsel, no longer in distress to nurse my wounds.
The thing is, the one that is falling to bits on the bleedin' horse, might just be someone who is always getting into fights!
The guy with the shiny armour, could be the one who can stop someone in their paces, with a flash of his steely grey eyes and then talk some sense into them with his deep, chocolaty, masculine voice!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
And if the other knight is all gimped up from previous battles, I would prefer a more qualified nursemaid do the healing and then hand him over to me sans the gimp.
At least I'll know what to wear if ever I come to Ireland.
And I'll make sure it's a good horse as well.
PS
I see your team messed with us this weekend. Too much politics in our sport.
I once worked for a guy like that. A loud mouth, almost like the one I described in my previous blog. Anyway, this fella could defuse any situation with his mouth. He yelled and cursed things right.
Did not make much of an impression on me though. Sticks and stones can break my bones but words...
Still be careful. You may not get another opportunity. The nurse may know one or two tricks as well.
Can't help it Cat - it is a first for us! Coetzee was none too pleased, saying that we didn't play. What did he expect. When you are down to 14 men, you have to defend for all you are worth. Especially against a team like the Springboks.
Coetzee does not belong there. Another political move in the name of affirmative action while our best trainers are sidelined because they won't comply to the quota system. Where have you heard about color quotas in your national team? You pick the best players and that's it. I don't mind if there are 15 black players in the team but then they must deserve their places and not be there to please the politicians. I cannot blame our good players for leaving the country.
Apparently not in Africa. The Romans realized it 2000 years ago.
Ex Africa semper aliquid novi
(Always something new out of Africa)