The Above 100% Club

It's nothing new and has been around for years, but it always makes me laugh, especially when I interview some younger people that talk about how they always give 110% all the time. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?. What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bullshit and a** Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

I’ve never seen a better explanation than this formula…………..
how true it is.
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Comments (6)

wave Very interesting! writing
I like the 'science' way of looking at it.
T-A-C-I-T-L-Y (20+1+3+9+20+12+25)
O-F-F-E-R (15+6+6+5+18)
S-E-X (19+5+24)
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= 188% success
O+15 L+12D+4 B+2 L+12 U+22 E+4 +54

EQUALS 125%

'-)
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I sometimes marvel at how clever you are, Blue.
professor i like this formula, now i understand why some people are where they aredoh
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