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Not that I'm saying I wear those things. All the time.
What are your favorite animal parts to wear?
This guy also had cowboy hats with snake heads on the front and white fox tails hanging off the back. And yes, I did mean to make that plural.
Sometimes they make me go
Ya can pick up a dandy bull peni$ walking stick on the 'net for 'bout fifty bucks.
More if you go with a silver handle. Of course.
Bull peni$ walking stick for Gyps...
Check!
Or the dee-lux silver handled model?
Some of my collection. The black one is the Eagle feather. And the white with black on top is the condor brought to me all the way from Peru.
But can scream when to occasion occurs
Most of the feathers I have..more besides those..are just a collection I keep in a room.
The 2 eagle feathers I use to cleanse the energy field as part of my work..also to cleanse a room with incense.
Most of the feathers I have..more besides those..are just a collection I keep in a room.
The 2 eagle feathers I use to cleanse the energy field as part of my work..also to cleanse a room with incense.
I do have various objects to represent the elements...like sea shells...stones..horse shoes. ..crystals..owls..dolphins..
Some feathers from the elegant, rare (and endangered) whooping crane would really set the bull organ very nicely, eh?
Very hard to come by.
They're big and take a lotta killin'...gotta keep pumpin' lead into 'em 'til they quit twitchin'. Maybe even a couple rounds more...just to be sure.
Can't be too careful, you betcha!
Good choice going with the silver handle. Very useful should one encounter a werewolf. You've seen the classic Lon Chaney film, 'The Wolfman', right?
Too bad ol' Larry didn't have a bull peni$ cane rather than that slow, heavy wooden one.
Might've saved him from...well...you know.
As far as the feathers...is it not possible to just scare the critter enough to get him to drop a feather or two? I'm really into this humane thing
Hmmm...
A humane thing you say, gyps?
Yeah.
I could probably accommodate that...
Trap 'em...pluck 'em...let 'em go.
Probably gonna die anyway, though.
You know...on account of not being able to fly.
Seems a lot easier to just gun 'em to earth and get it over with.
You mentioned teeth also.
Being a woman, I'd expect you'd like your bull peni$ walking stick tastefully accentuated with something delicate and refined.
I'm seeing rattlesnake fangs as an attractive option.
Yes. I know. Mixing reptile and mammal...
But I think I can work with it to produce a pleasing presentation.
Tricky vipers, rattlesnakes. Don't want to mess 'round with 'em too much.
'Course, blowing their heads off makes harvesting their fangs a kinda dicey proposition.
At best. ...
The old timers claimed to have a good method. If'n ya can get 'em by the tail and crack 'em like a whip...totally feks up their entire spinal column.
Leaves 'em limp as...well...a dead snake.
Much easier to deal with after that, fer sure.
hmmm...
Gyps?
Cracking buzztails like a whip to fek 'em up...
That won't bother that humane thing...right?
I mean...we're only talking semi-sentient reptiles here, ya know.