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I had always admired Tiffany in high school, good-looking, athletic, smart, nice arse etc. etc... Then we met at a reunion and she was even hotter than before. So we had a dance when Lionel Ritchie came on, and also when they played Phil Collins (Against the odds). One thing led to another, and a whirlwind romance blossomed. So we moved into a small flat above the gym together.

We were the ideal couple, the talk of the town. We went everywhere in a large Caddilac convertible, and I started smoking French cigarettes and wearing a cravat. Eventually I got rid of the cravat because it made me look like a poof off a cooking show but thats another story.

Unbeknownst to myself, her frequent trips to the gym had taken on a sinister life of their own. At first I made excuses for her appearance changing so radically, such as Christmas kilos or telling my mates she's bulking up for winter when they ask about the situation.

It was becoming more and more difficult to keep up with her in the bedroom, and so I started taking calcium supplements in case she broke my bones. She became incredibly strong, and her breasts developed peach fuzz. She was totally insatiable, demanding services up to eleven times each day.

Then one day I caught her drinking a bright green liquid, immediately I suspected it was the funky cold medina but I wasnt sure. Then the veins on her neck bulged up, then the rest of her neck bulged up too. Then her feet shrivelled up and her forehead became unfeasibly enlarged. So I moved out.
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Pat, You did the right thing, once the forehead enlarges and the feet shrink her female DNA changes, she might have killed you.
wow

YouTube In Spite Of Ourselves - John Prine, Iris DeMent

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cowboy
hmmm

daydreamJust noticed...watching that vid, I can envision quite a few CS potential pairings.
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Anyone else see any CS heavenly matches it?

cowboy
Maybe she's hoping Bruce Banner will notice...dunno
Pat, you never mentioned her ankles once.

I think you must be suffering from PTSD.

Get help.
Did you know...

professor
When The Incredible Hulk was adapted as a TV show, Dr. Banner's first name was changed from Bruce to David. It was thought Bruce (Brooth) didn't sound masculine enough.
shimmy pointing Brooth
flex pointing Hulk

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cowboy
Hey Molly...

In that vid...
You and map are @ 2:45. hug
Right after Ob and Berry @ 2:40. devildevil
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cowboy
The Vid...

@ 1:30...Nam and Ob watching NASCAR.

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cowboy
Mic, you forced me to listen to country music crying
Me too Molly, Im off to shoot myself!
Those weight lifting types are handy to have 'round, eh Ken...

YouTube ARCHIE CAMPBELL - PFFT YOU WERE GONE

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cowboy
Map/Molly...

Go to the PFFT song. Now THAT'S Country...y'all!

cowboy
Ya gotta admit the resemblance in the In Spite Of vid!
shock...wow

cowboy
Mic.
I am going to check the State of the next person who says to listen to music.

If the state sounds any bit countryish at all, I shan't open it snooty


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Hello. Sorry to interrupt. What's this matchmaking you're doing Mic?

And the numbers or times you're quoting ? confused
Elementary, my Dear Min! uh oh..er...Dani. smile

Go to the 'In Spite Of Ourselves' vid.
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1 minute: 30 seconds...Nam and Ob watching NASCAR yay
2 minutes: 40 seconds...Ob and Berry devilvery mad
2 minutes: 45 seconds...Map and Molly :hug

Whoa! Just noticed...Gotta get back to the mothet ship!
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cowboy
wave I thought you sounded like her previous BF.

































.... I went and married the cow.doh
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