I Have MAN FLU. Again! I'm Dying. Horribly.

sick

Yeah. I know what y'all women are saying...
'It's just a cold roll eyes '
Well it's NOT! scold It's debilitating and life threatening.
This very instructional vid should make that abundantly clear...



wow

Too weak and delirious to type more......
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sick pointing help no video will post,sorry
Mic,here is some chicken soupchicken and drink some tea with honey and lemon in it and go to bed..hug
Mic, wave Years ago one of my home cures for any illness was booze drink pouring I don t know if it helped anything, but if you drank enough, it would sure make you forget your troubles,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Miclee
Aww! Come Here. Tell MoMA All About It....hug


Ps. Be A Men! And Men Up. Take The Flu, Like A Men....wine
Aaaaaaah.....I think I got just the remedy for your man flu! idea

A concoction of 2 sun-dried baby sea-horses, 1 sun-dried salamander and 3 still beating snake's heart. Slow boil all these in a claypot for 5 hours. Throw in 1/2 kilo of crocodile meat, cover the lid and let it simmer for a good 15 mins and turn off the fire.

Alternatively, just gobble up 2 numbers of a few days old mice. You gotta eat them alive wink They will also give you a rosy complexion! love
A woman Will never understand manflu..It's twice as bad as giving birth and 4 times as bad as burst appendix
Mic, you poor poor thing.

The best thing for the common cold is to push through it and keep doing what you'd normally do.

Feel better comfort
Hold your hand over an open flame for 100 seconds

The symptoms of manflu decrease in your awareness instantly.

This is a medically proven fact.
Intentional pun accepted


Please do not cough in my direction, although I am pretty sure there are no germs involved roll eyes



grin
I'm quite familiar with "manflu", Mic. It's a headcold, rub some Vicks on the soles of your feet and get a move on!

No, "we" didn't read Ian's comment, "we" never do dunno
Bloody hell Mic !!
If you'd taken vitamin C like I do every day you wouldn't get the flu! !

I have built up a strong immune system and haven't had the flu for years!

Shall I send you some healing ? comfort
Mic,

I had that once and although I very narrowly survived my life is just not the same..... wow
rolling on the floor laughing poor you rolling on the floor laughing a man flurolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Uni...liar!
IT'S STRUCK AGAIN!!!

This'll be the one that does me in!!! I just KNOW IT!!!

wave Farewell, y'all ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ angel

Ohhh.......OHHHHH!!!!

cowboy
Gasp....Gasp.....WHEEEEZE!
you better get to emerge immediately to get on that iv drip.....wave conversing teddybear
If I sounded condescending & patronizing I humbly apologize. Don't guess I will interview to be a comedian.
Get well soon.

I'm coming down with something myself.

I'll have to take care of myself and suffer through it.

Drinking ginger tea to cure whatever it is.
All is forgiven, Fay comfort
I've noticed on blogs you actually do comedy rather well!
grin

sick
Is it catching laugh man flu confused

Stay warm towel over head breathing in vick fumes clears the head. OR drink as much cheers as you like you will be in a coma in no time at all hic up hic up, tried it out first for you laugh laugh
That's your own fault Mick..I gave you some useful advice 3 years ago! professor
jUST OPENING MY BOTTLE NOW 3RD laugh laugh laugh
Oh my poor poor baby lips lips lips teddybear
Get well soon Lee comfort hug

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teddybear
Mea Culpa, Dani!

sick
im wondering if they had to put you on life support yet?.......dunno
I just logged in hoping to read that you are feeling better. One thing for sure is your sense of humor didn't suffer.

Anyways, speedy recovery to you.
unfayzed due to his excessive use of beer he does not know if he is well or not laugh laugh
Actually, Fay, I AM feeling like I might've stepped back a bit from death's doorstep.
May even pull through yet another bout of dread Man Flu.

cowboy pointing Note return of usual signature emoticon - must be a good omen grin
At an office party, a woman got a bit how come you so drinking
A co-worker offered to drive her home.
Driving along, she abruptly blurts out - "John! You're Passionate!"
wow
He points out he's a happily married man, and he's just driving her home.
She explains - "I mean my howsh... you're pashin'...it!"

cowboy
You're REALLY good at this!!!

grin

sick
I brought the electric paddles....now lay down and lets see if we can bring you back to life....shock....clear....shock....clear......grin
uh oh

Uhhhhh... That's really swell of you, M4 flower
REALLY!
But I'm feeling much, MUCH better flex

Mightn't your paddles be put to better use on ANOTHER blog?
Maybe for...ohhh, let us say... electroshock therapy?
If you're following my line of thinkin' here....wink

cowboy
You need a Hoo Haa sad flower
I like you're thinkin there but I think a lobotomy would be only thing to solve that problem......giggle
Youy sound on the mend miclee if your taking the hair of the dog laugh laugh
BTW - M4 & fedex...
Just so we're all clear on this...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me drinking than a frontal lobotomy scold

cowboy
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