I Have MAN FLU. Again! I'm Dying. Horribly.
Yeah. I know what y'all women are saying...
'It's just a cold '
Well it's NOT! It's debilitating and life threatening.
This very instructional vid should make that abundantly clear...
Too weak and delirious to type more......
Comments (41)
Aww! Come Here. Tell MoMA All About It....
Ps. Be A Men! And Men Up. Take The Flu, Like A Men....
A concoction of 2 sun-dried baby sea-horses, 1 sun-dried salamander and 3 still beating snake's heart. Slow boil all these in a claypot for 5 hours. Throw in 1/2 kilo of crocodile meat, cover the lid and let it simmer for a good 15 mins and turn off the fire.
Alternatively, just gobble up 2 numbers of a few days old mice. You gotta eat them alive They will also give you a rosy complexion!
The best thing for the common cold is to push through it and keep doing what you'd normally do.
Feel better
The symptoms of manflu decrease in your awareness instantly.
This is a medically proven fact.
Please do not cough in my direction, although I am pretty sure there are no germs involved
No, "we" didn't read Ian's comment, "we" never do
If you'd taken vitamin C like I do every day you wouldn't get the flu! !
I have built up a strong immune system and haven't had the flu for years!
Shall I send you some healing ?
I had that once and although I very narrowly survived my life is just not the same.....
This'll be the one that does me in!!! I just KNOW IT!!!
Farewell, y'all ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ohhh.......OHHHHH!!!!
I'm coming down with something myself.
I'll have to take care of myself and suffer through it.
Drinking ginger tea to cure whatever it is.
I've noticed on blogs you actually do comedy rather well!
Stay warm towel over head breathing in vick fumes clears the head. OR drink as much as you like you will be in a coma in no time at all hic up hic up, tried it out first for you
Anyways, speedy recovery to you.
May even pull through yet another bout of dread Man Flu.
Note return of usual signature emoticon - must be a good omen
A co-worker offered to drive her home.
Driving along, she abruptly blurts out - "John! You're Passionate!"
He points out he's a happily married man, and he's just driving her home.
She explains - "I mean my howsh... you're pashin'...it!"
Uhhhhh... That's really swell of you, M4
REALLY!
But I'm feeling much, MUCH better
Mightn't your paddles be put to better use on ANOTHER blog?
Maybe for...ohhh, let us say... electroshock therapy?
If you're following my line of thinkin' here....
Just so we're all clear on this...
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy