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Dec 2016
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Christmas Party Illusion

He spotted her immediately
He was starstruck at her beauty
Vibrant russet locks flowing down her back
Cheekbones cut from pure granite
Breasts that defied gravity & science
Electric blue eyes that beguiled him home

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He woke up to hair extensions of the floor
Short mousy brown hair rinsed clear of colour
Face without highlighter,
Chicken fillets removed from bra
Coloured contact lenses back in their box

easter bonnet


Be careful of the illusion, it is just that.

Happy Christmas dancing laugh
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