Some Humor

I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.

Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shi-tzu.

A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him in bed with a redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps off the bed and starts begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically, the blonde responds to the husband: “Shut up, you’re next.”

Went to the doctors and said: “Have you got anything for wind?” He gave me a kite.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed. I never knew they worked.

When Susan’s boyfriend proposed, she said: “I love the simple things in life but I don’t want one of them for my husband.”

Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace.

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair.

I said to this train driver: “I want to go to Paris.” He said: “Eurostar?” I said: “I’ve been on telly but I’m no Dean Martin.”


OK GANG, I TRIED FOR SOME LAUGHS!

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Hello GentleJim, handshake I liked the blonde joke,thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing , I ll definitly be using that one. Thanks Bud
Thanks Bill.thumbs up
Good ones Mic!thumbs up
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