It's in his (her) X

What is it about this letter X?
It's not attractive as a way of expressing affection!
C would be more affectionate. A nice rounded letter with an opening at the front, inviting you to come in and curl up in its cocoon like comfort. B ...... now that's not bad either. A nice full pair of breasts.
But X ? If you had two XX''s you could use it like a horse for cutting wood! Put a long shaft between them and someone could cut it off :-(
I'm a 43 year old male and last week I got a text from my 65 year old heterosexual buddy saying " bla bla bla. ..talk to you later xxx ". I thought WTF! ! ( Going to haul him over the coals on that one next time we're drinking! !). Then you see people on Facebook etc "oh that's a lovely pic of your dog xxx ","hi, are you going to the match tomorrow xxx ",or worse still, someone does it to themselves. ..."here's a pic of me on my holidays xxx".
But then online you strike up a friendship with someone. Chat chat chat and before you know it there's some kind of bond. You might not know him /her from Adam but then you get the X and all of a sudden it's moving you. You begin to miss it when it's not there! "Did I say something that was taken up the wrong way?".
It gets to the stage where you can become aroused by that very same, simple cross looking letter.
I beginning to like that stupid ,cross looking letter, but only from certain quarters.
X