Baby Fever
Yesterday we had a little family gathering at my sister’s place and it was well attended by the younger generation; mostly the offspring of some of my cousins, naturally a few times removed.We were privileged to have no less than fourteen children present; four of them between the ages of two and four years old. My two nieces were also present and, as usually, their offspring spend a lot of time with their favorite uncle. Very soon the other ankle biters followed suit and before long I had my hands full. Not that I minded, I love children, especially at that age.
And now I have baby fever. I want a baby! But when I thought about it for a while, I realized that I have some reservations. I don’t think I want to go through all the rigmarole of putting up with a woman suffering from morning sickness, cravings and what ever else. She must deliver immediately. And the baby must be born a two-year old. With all the teeth that is needed for that age, able to talk (not too much though), able to walk (definitely not too far) and fully potty trained. Oh yes, and immune against the normal child diseases. And lastly, it must remain at that age; no further growing or aging. Think it can be done?
On second thoughts, maybe I should just buy one of those walking and talking dolls - no, not the kind that wet their knickers. But that won’t be the same - those big blue eyes are dead and unresponsive.
Or maybe I should try the adult version of those dolls and call her ‘Baby’. I hear the top models even make the appropriate noises at the right times.
Shit! How did I get here? I was talking about babies.
Have a great Monday. I don't know why some call them blue.
Comments (16)
With your looks and my brains! How can we go wrong?
No, those are too small.
What's wrong with Chinese eyes? I think they're beautiful. I think only Japanese woman have prettier eyes.Those almond shaped eyes are out of this world. If only they came in blue...
Wow!!
What's her address?
How are you, Catfoot
You are hardly on the blogs lately
Hmm, probably contacts, but her hair seems very thin too. Any way, I'm not the expert here, so maybe you're right.
I'm doing a lot of fishing lately; I'm filling my freezer for when the bad weather arrives in a few months. And after six or seven hours on the blue waters you don't want to heckle on line. Then I rather relax with my fishing buddies over a few glasses of wine.
Good grief! Is that where watermelons come from? No wonder I'm so fond of it. I always thought that they were delivered by a stork flying a white flag folded like a sling.
After baby sitting 3 young ones, (4,6,7), a person will learn their patience level, and whether or not they re turning into a miserable old man , I have also learnt ,I must be doing something right when I babysit, because those kids always ask to have me as their baby sitter, I sure have learnt how to enjoy my piece and quiet more,
Glad to read your interesting blogs from time to time...
If we were not allowed one kid before , I'd like to have more than 2 kids around me... But now have no any choice.