Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Feb 2017
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The Rooster

"A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, ""I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him.""
""Suit yourself,"" the farmer replied, ""you can go join the other chickens that are around the back."""

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ScottyVan
ScottyVan●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Feb 7, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
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Jim, I had to read twice before I got it lol,......................doh cheers
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Feb 7, 2017●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Well Scotty, at least you got it. cheers
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ashlander
ashlander●In God's Hands, Oregon USA
Feb 8, 2017●3,804 Comments
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See 'ya around wave chicken chicken chicken
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Abby1963
Abby1963●California, USA
Feb 8, 2017●25 Blogs●714 Comments
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M laugh laugh good one
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avias
avias●Southeast, Missouri USA
Feb 8, 2017●44 Blogs●513 Comments
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Hi GJ..Good one, as usual! rolling on the floor laughing handshake wave
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Feb 8, 2017●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Thanks Ash, Abby, and Avias! The AAA girls!laugh
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