Looking For Jesus
An Irish man stumbling through the wood totally drunk when he comes across a preacher baptizing people in the riverhe proceeds to walk into the water and bumps into the preacher..
the preacher turns and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,where upon he asks the drunk..
Are you ready to find Jesus?...The drunk shouts "YES oi am"..So the preacher grabs him
an dunks him in the water.
he pulls him up and asks him "brother have you found Jesus?"
the drunk replies, "No oi haveny found Jesus"
The preacher shocked at this answer dunks him in the water a little longer, he again pulls him out and asks
"have you found Jesus me brother"..The drunk answers again "No oi havent found Jesus"...
by this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in again this time holding him for 30 seconds
and when he begins kicking his arms an legs he pulls him up and again asks the drunk
"for the love of god have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher......
"ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHERE HE FELL IN!!!!"
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The preacher was trying to baptize the drunk. The drunk did not understand that he was supposed to find or meet Jesus when he was dunked! So the drunk wanted to know if this was where Jesus fell in! It is a joke!