Im worried today

1. The world is getting to be a dangerous place
Should the old wine cellars I’m interested in buying become a bunker?

2. Hats are becoming fashionable and expensive
I want a trendy flat cap but cannot justify a few euros buying one to meet fashion expectations.

3. Abuse of seafood
Heard a lobster screaming when I boiled it for breakfast, my heart sank.

4. Induction hobs cause twerking
My buttocks take on a new life when I turn my induction hob on...I shamefully twerk .

5. Scented bin bags are turning me on
My loins ignite with passion when I open a new pack of scented bin bags.

What’s worrying you today?
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OMG My worry for today Map is you have gone further down the path of insanity, now before I tread that path wow is it fun laugh
Red, I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.grin
Looking forward to spring, only concern is that my toilet paper smells like autumn sigh
I've run out of Surrealism suppositories and I can feel reality crawling up my back passage

mumbling
Molly Map that is all the ducks are doing just now, so as I am not a googler grin I am going to the woods dancing
Red, Just take the pics of the people spoiling that countryside, I have many pics of some local dogs fouling the town, I won't report them, just put them on the fridge.
But doh Map I have many a fond memory of the countryside and woods, my name engraved on a few and they have never faded. Talk about La La land laugh laugh NO I wont I am happy as a little piggy laugh
Map on the fridge or in the freezer
wow wow wow do you see that advert talking about demtia. Do they not know insanity and dementia two different things doh
just chew them slowlytyping

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Red, Surely insanity is repeating the same mistakes over and over, and dementia is forgetting that you had?
idea nope insanity is just simply thinking outside the box, Demtia is a locked in the box sadly might I add incase anyone thinks I am unfeeling. teddybear
coffee2 coffee gone map so with renewed vigar I am going outside and will report back anything strange I see.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave wave
Red, I look forward to your post walk report and hand drawn sketches of the local dog fecal matter.
Map, I think it's more than that.
She absolutely loves it..smitten
And no, I don't use scented shampoo on the dog. She's a dog!
My friend's dog doesn't just roll in it, he eats it too uh oh
I think I'll abstain from the tomato cure, thanks for your help anyway.
I have already found something that cleans it off. It us some strong odour
Step 1. Buy the cellar fully stocked.
Step 2. Drink it dry.
Step 3. You wouldn't remember if I told you.
What really annoys me.....


Is blogs that don't allow comments tongue
Im just worried your worrying Map amongst other things, but hey it's Sunday time for my walk smile
User, foxy is good shimmy
Map, I am well aware of Cal's rights professor

Doesn't mean I don't want to play on the blog though mumbling
Molly, enough shouting at me, Im delicate today, Im sure cal might open her blog up so you can voice your opinion on her subject, I would comment too.hug
Biff...i have just one concern....all that forthcoming work, to achieve your perfect house...in the heat of a Spanish summer...
I look forward to visiting you.....when the work is complete....wink
Cal, your particular suite is at the back, up a flight of private steps to a small but completely private smoking terrace off your room. Depending on when you plan to come, it should even have a bathroom and miniature kitchenette as well. Do you want a ceiling? (Roof, of course, already in place)

banana
Moenie worry nie, alles sal regkom professor
my recent concern is that my puppy has grown and the couch no longer can fit us comfortably.
i hope your bunker has wifi.
Biff ~ your mention of your Dog being attracted to Fox poo. As a fox lover unlike my forefathers who hunted them... I am aware that the colour [dark red] and scent is very different.... but be careful [am sure you know this already Biff... but the faeces of Foxes carries the dreaded Northern Worm which can make a dog very very ill.
I found this out , and it is costly.dancing dog p.s. I can only dream of having a house in the sun. Lucky lucky you.wine
Biff....sounds great....how much for a room with ceiling...?.....is breakfast included?..

How far from Malaga airport....grin
Map

A few things worrying me but it's best I talk about the blogs. Sometimes things are not what you'll expect them to be but that is the sad irony of life.wink
the thought of dying while defending my last bottle of water or canned ham terrifies me
Cal, its about an hour by car 3 by coach or train, Biffys rates Ive no idea, it will be a classy establishment though!


Prof, Im sure you meant NOT for the blogs.

Free, Canned ham and bottled water will be very valuable, Spam will be worth more than gold, I shall stock up on the local version, my cats wont eat it now but I will at a push.
cats may inherit the world
Map

There you go...I like the fact tha your sharp and witty.thumbs up
Pro, i agree. sometimes he writes stuff and i think "he must have made that up!"
Free

laugh laugh

Yes you are rightcheers
Map, any time is a good time to think about it. we don't want you to develop hangups
Rough

Egyptian sheets are lovely.smitten
Reporting back Map, my walk was pleasant but the ducks are doing their spring thing, I blushed and did not want to ogle blushing so walked into woodland, godam, the birds were singing thier little hearts out and yes doing it.
I then hotfooted it to the shops, loads of people milling about scold no not doing that I beleuve Spain is the place to be for that therapylaugh laugh

My spell checker I downloaded is still not working, no read lines and that is unusual for me,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Now Mr Map have you been here all day wow or have you had a nap in your cellar and come up for airwink
Welcome back red, so the birds are doing it, and the people doing it in the shops, or does milling about still mean wasting time and going nowhere fast?

Shops are closed here on Sundays still, some bigger supermarkets will be open, at least the coffee bars are open.

No Ive been here and there, and had my siesta in a dark cool bedroom, a bit like a Cellar.
Free what colour is thatrolling on the floor laughing
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