Dating a woman over 50

The first thing to remember is that she will be looking for some level of perfection, your profile may give her love butterflies, but when she meets you won’t be the person that she dreamed off...it’s not sods law its reality.

Women over 50 have been there and done that, so don’t try and blind them with self-serving boasts.

She will more than likely have dogs; these dogs are her babies and take precedent over everything else. If she is a cat women be prepared for a unique stench in her home.

They are for the most part looking for a stable partner and want walks on the beach and she will probably be randy as hell, so you may get a leg over but don’t expect a sandwich afterwards.

Be kind about her looks, she will still be beautiful on the inside as well as the outside, but comments about her “Turkey Neck” will result in being blocked or a hefty slap.

They will make excellent companions, but be wary of one who is into daytime TV soaps; to her the characters are real so tread carefully and think before making derogatory comments about the programme.

Be romantic, she will love getting flowers, cards and gifts, and she will repay you with kindness and or baked goods, If she throws a packet of supermarket brand biscuits at you, time to leave, you failed.

So ladies, add some hints and tips for the men...
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Rough, when you are actually ready, you'll know it.

You'll just feel calm, and well, ready.
Yeah I know Molly it's early days yet, I'm a little fish in a big pond lol
It's the small fish do all the nipping laugh
I should have added, that it's often the case when people are NOT ready, but I also believe that before a physical meet, half the battle/decision is made, these are the people that go forward and make the effort to meet up, some who are not ready or not sure will certainly want to retreat.
Map, if they are not ready, they are better off retreating.

There is nothing wrong with meeting the right person at the wrong time.

And if you are not ready, it's the wrong time.

But being honest with the other person is a must.

Some people are not in a rush, are willing to wait until your mind is in the right zone, and you are ready.
I actually don't like deep water and never been good at swimming, I'll stick to the dry ground lol
Typo : There is nothing worse than meeting the right person at the wrong time doh
Free I need my own space to, physical and emotional… I think we get used to living by ourselves, I belong to a

big family and when Christmas season arrives we go to my parents house, is so difficult for me, love them but its

too much after one day there...

Agree with you Molly, when you are actually ready, you'll know it, I was very young and I knew it, and you scared

me with your “typo” ….with you again, the right person at the wrong time is terrible but I started to believe there

is no only ONE person to each of us, its all about opportunities and chances (think I read this one here

somewhere ;) we might have so many “rights” in our life and each of them come to us for a perfect reason in

time and place … but not sure Map, I´ll tell you more in a couple of years rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Sup, I don't believe in this 'one' person for everyone either.

Hell, what if he lived in Nairobi or Cairns, I'd never get to meet him blues laugh
or speak different languages ? we have to give a little push -tempt luck- .....and after 35 yo god created dating

sites rolling on the floor laughing
Supina.. I'm sure you'll love my urdu accent.. grin
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