Dating a man over 50

Men over 50 should be stable and employed and own their own home, be careful as some still live with their mommy’s make sure you find this out early to avoid disappointment.

Most men over 50 have lost their once handsome looks, think of it as character more than being ugly. A bit of a belly is a badge of honor and the result of good living.

Look for a man who has a sense of humor, its rare as they tend to moan a lot about nothing.

Like woman over 50 they are stuck in their ways and routines, trying to break them will result in failure, try to be sympathetic as men have a hard time adjusting to anything new.

Intercourse is important to men of this age, they think about it more than the younger men, not all will suffer from a form of floppiness and most will stand upright at the mere sight of any part of a woman.

He will change his underpants and put on deodorant and comb what’s left of his hair at least once a week when single but in a relationship he will do this daily.
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Coffee and we're grand.
And hair.
Seri, Refreshing to know that a mutual love of coffee and not being too bald is acceptable.
Buenos Dias Map. wave What about men over 60? confused

I think they should be RETIRED and enjoy life.

Own their own home too!

Also have dealt with their ex and anger issues towards her.

Have spent some time on their own and able to look after themselves - not looking for a "mummy"!
Sounds really boring! yawn

In that case I´ll have to stick with the 50 year old ones for a while. cool
Sounds the perfect log flume lazy river infused ride I'm looking for...
devil
Way back in 2012 = The last man I 'dated' who was 56 (well over!), snored like a pneumatic drill, had a belly that couldn't process a beach ball and (I think) still loved his ex-wife!!

But never mind, he was a nice bloke... for someone else!laugh
I'm warming to the idea...handshake
Dating a man over 50

Dating a man over 50 means the woman should be a nurse, great in the kitchen, a good listener, she should be discerning, have good temperament, a psychologist. She should know when to be quiet and when to smile and shrug.

It also means that the woman should possess the ability to care, as from time to time men that age tends to be insecure. Her love and support for him should be reassuring enough to make him feel adored....that is normally when the woman is very young in comparison to her partner.
Typhoblushing 'You would be surprised at amount of men in Ireland who are still living with 'Mammy' or 'Mum' due to being laid off, or having divorced with little money left. wine
daniela, get yourself a 50 year old toy boy...will be good for yougrin

Rough, Although slower, it could be the ride of your life!

Seagrit, Thats icky, an obvious poor choice but at least you learned from the horrible experience.

Serene, Warming up to the idea?...Obviously there will be exceptions to the rulegrin
Prof and GG
Perhaps start your comment with ..
IMHO

That's my 5 cents worth and JMH

'-/
Prof just put me off.


As you were professor
Blue I'd say that they need put all the baggage aside and just have a good old trip to the funfair wink
Thinking, thinking hmmm
Blue

Go do yourselftongue laugh
Unlaoised wave


I tried it. Once.
Serene

My bad laugh
GG, Any over 50 year man living with his mammy, needs to get a life and a job, I suppose Ireland has this problem but I would say that in general they are just low lifes with no goals in life.

If a man at 50 plus has money and wants a young thing on his arm then fine, if he is poor its self delusional.
I doubt many men over 50 are shallow and would be happy in a relationship.
Map

They'll need a little of each. No not all men, men varies according to personality and had none changes
Prof


S'ok, I might try it again when I grow up laugh
Oops, hormones change.
Serene

You do that, after all there's alot of youth in older folkswink
me too, Serene. Me too laugh
Also... wave hug
Serene

This s brilliant

Had a belly that couldn't process.......rolling on the floor laughing
Un

Don't try it again, you should be on the receiving end of being cared for and pampered. Maybe your dude might wanna employ some of the traits I've mentioned to see that your smile remains.wine
Don't try thinking or dating an over 50 again, Prof? conversing

I couldn't agree more that I should be on the receiving end of some pampering now!laugh
Prof, I think you have had some bad experiences, I hope you dont hate men over 50, but if you do that's your prerogative, one day you will see the benefits of a mature man.
Warming to the idea again grin
I agree, knowing what they want and being shown is very attractive and sustainable smile
Serene, Happy to hear that...wine

Rough, exactly!, We know what we want, have learned from past mistakes, and know what love is.hug
Un

There you go...laugh wink
Rough

Yes a man over 50 most times knows what he wants and they tend to be more caring and discerning.
Yes I might scope the area tomorrow actually conversing


How does one determine a good prospect I wonder confused


Should I ask them to say Ahh and examine their teeth or slap em on the rump to check for firmness, I dunno sad flower
Serene!...We are not used cars...rolling on the floor laughing

Try talking to a man over 50, find someone interesting who is talented in many ways, wise to the world and can chew a steak (even if turned into a pate)wink
Pro cheers life is good kiss
Crikey, this is making me feel old, as in nearly 50! But my Dad tells me I look 25 when he's on the Guinness!! laugh

I think relationships should be about deeper things and love itself... So, whatever the age gap, romance will never die and it can happen at any time in a person's life...cheers
Rough

laugh cheering blushing

Dads and grand dads make me blush...they do things right.wink
I think woman over 50+.......are like....a well worn pair of house slipper........out of shape......but comtable ......to wear......professor rolling on the floor laughing giggle giggle giggle ...................super
smitten Ooohhh yeeesssss devil
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