Snakes, Basket Weaving & Animal Husbandry
Obscure title? They are very interrelated and something we need to embrace in these days of darkness and self-loathing.Snakes were invented in the Jurassic period after a small version of some dinosaur took a liking to eating lizard’s legs.
The first baskets were weaved out of snakes as thin grass had not evolved into reeds. The snakes were sometimes left alive as they made a great insect and rodent repellant in our ancestors cave dwellings.
The first Animal husbandry records found on some cave paintings show that early human females married various animals due to a shortage of men, many men died trying to weave snake baskets using venomous snakes to impress their women and store rocks and stuffed animals.
Early marriage documents show that women per quite fond of Quaggas (now extinct) as their appendages were not as large as other animals; Lesbianism was around at the time and frowned upon so these types often adopted baby Brachiosaurus that unfortunately got eaten when sleeping in a basket weaved from snakes by bigger snakes.
Animal husbands soon became unfashionable and the now domesticated ex-husbands were raised on farms for consumption, that’s why the term is used today to describe Animal Husbandry.
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Comments (67)
Happy days
I'm working my way down the rabbit atm
Icu, Yes you are early for a change, good man.
No, he's being a nerd
In my defense.. you weren't here when i mentioned it..
This better get a whole lot more interesting in the next 30 seconds #divamoment
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You're a Celebrity, get out of here
a) go without
b) share
c) fight
d) change orientation
Humanity and wildlife are very good at adapting to their surroundings and finding a way to survive....
I surrender to my environment and choose that I will survive, I won't fight, I know who I am and what I want
so in effect I'm self sufficient
Are you calling someone or the attitude of some one to that of a snake?
could it be a human snake that wiggles and bites when it's irritated...
I thought that about Irish snakes too
We have critters trying to kill us all over this wide brown land and in the water too which is why I stay home a lot
If you were impeding me from getting into my cave and I were a snake I'd sting the hell out of you..
Serene, yeah, Oz is a land of survival against nature
An Irish friend of mine won't visit SA with me...she's that frightened of seeing one
Molly, I feel deep sorrow that St.Patrick kicked all the snakes out of Ireland, or the real reason is that when the glacial shifts and melts occurred Ireland was just too cold for snakes, that's why Irish Baskets were made from Potatoes or cows until they too learned how to grow grass.
Hate wasps
I'm sure I grab the correct concept...don't underestimate the power of the brain
I walk my puppy every day but no, haven't seen that dude again
Might I inquire what fragrance could you relate the snake smell with?