Fake History
The powers that be have taught us history that is fake, they have their reasons, perhaps to control us who knows, some things you didn’t know:-Stonehenge
We are told it was a Pagan site something with stars, Millions flock there in white dressing gowns every Solstice, but in reality Stonehenge was a simply an early women’s shoe and handbag shop. In later years it was a Rice Pudding Factory.
Marie Antoinette’s “let them eat cake” comment caused the French revolution.
Wrong, The French revolution was caused by an argument between a cheese grater manufacturer and a wealthy client who complained that it didn’t grate cheese as well as a peasant did by hand. Ms Antoinette did have her head chopped of with a guillotine for selling fake Hermes Scarves and Instant noodles.
Hitler committed suicide
Wrong again, He escaped to Australia and set up a catering and male escort company, his descendants are still selling burgers, shags and Ice cream out of catering vans. His Mistress however did commit suicide as the Russians put muddy bootprints on her Paisley print wool carpets at the Reichstag.
The Moon Landings
We are told that man was first on the moon, actually he hasn’t, and the first astronauts were all women. A Mrs. Gladys Mount and a Miss Sticky McFingers were sent up to get the place all clean and tidy so that when the men went up there it was not so dusty. They also found the Russian Space dog Laika had fouled everywhere and bagged up his dog eggs and returned them to earth.
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they sell colored candies at the front door, sure might focus better in class if I place a little stamp up down my
tounge ...
Your face has changed since yesterday, looking a bit pale.
nights....
(I hid my pic for a couple of days as a CS protection against spam)
You made me feel dumb, you know that, do you?
@Rough: It is worthy Im sure it is, a significant gift you have. Jealous
Gotta go ....
C'mon you guys are the best at bringing out the ice out of the cream..
Unla, Yes, I'm sorry to have to confirm it, There are Fake people out there, and here too, It goes back centuries but the trend was set by Meryl Streep who faked a dingo eating her baby.
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What do you look like in real.
even your face appear a bit fake on my screen.
I'm kinda interested to know what some of you guys look like..
I believe icecream could be fake if put in the sun for 30 mins. The ice will melt leaving you with just the cream.
I had put a pic up in my profile had you bothered to read it,
Its gone now So you will have to wait and see
So the voices in my head are fake too ?
some are real,
Kill the other ones
I'm excellent at waiting..
After all you might not be a figment of my imagination hence ruling out any idea of you being fake.
We are all fake,
We are the voices in blues Head
Unla, Its not all doom and gloom, fake meat is easy to spot and only sold in 3rd class citizen frequented shops, purveyors of edibles that are certainly not fake can be found in any high street.
Prof, The sun is fake....sorry but we have been lied to for millions of years, it is in fact a 1 quadrillion watt light bulb in a space lighthouse to warn passing Aliens if asteroid belts and other space anomalies.
Yes we are. I don't think he should sleep very well if we are in his head.
If the sun is fake, all presumptions of us being fried by the sun in the near future because of global warming has mysteriously been dismissed by me.
That the real fake History is happening in the future
Is this true.
My photo is perfect, it is people's eyesight that's blurred.
Maybe if they took the bulb from it's socket, there won't be a chance of anyone being fried...After all we have enough bulbs down here.
History permits the removal of the main bulb in the 20th century
Let's face it, the whole thing is like an episode of the Twilight Zone."
Sounds like a review of David Ikes new book
The massive new continent scientists have named "Zealandia is not real ?
User, We have actually been to the moon, The lunar missions were sponsored by McDonalds and Starbucks, What no one knows is that Burger King set up a franchise there in the 60's, Its still there next to a Kentucky Fried Chicken outlet, They dont get many customers though as mankind was supposed to have colonised the place years ago.
Also Lady Godiva?