Mapmaker

Inland near Jaen, Andalusia, Spain

Mar 2017

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Feeling dejected...

I have been a member of our town’s pottery and twerking club for a couple of years, today, due to having a bad hair day I wore a trendy lycra hijab and my line dancing boots as my Nike trainers were full of pancake batter (no bowls left), I knew all eyes were on me, they always are, as I finished the rim of a clay custard jug I began twerking to a bit of Dolly Parton’s “Jolene”, I was stopped and dragged before the committee of senile old farts who told me I was no longer welcome.

What did I do wrong?

Update a few hours after posting this:-

I have set up a vajazzling and Merkin workshop and already have a few people signed up..

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Snookums33●Joburg, Gauteng South Africa

Mar 7, 2017●249 Comments

The first option is "Behave in public", not half drunk going to a small town do, I grew up in one, they don't forgive.

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Mar 7, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Snooks, I was not drinking at all, maybe they were jealous of me or my outfit?

daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain

Mar 7, 2017●2,126 Comments

Hi Map. Maybe because you were not conforming?

People in small villages are quite conservative.

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Mar 7, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

daniela, why kick me out now when I was a founding member and pottery instructor, everyone in town had a custard jug they copied from me, I think they were the ones that were not conforming to the modern ways of twerking whilst making pots.

FLYJAMES●GOUDA, South Holland Netherlands

Mar 7, 2017●205 Blogs●1,798 Comments

Map. I think some Jamaica rum would you some good now..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uT7tEayUwk

daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain

Mar 7, 2017●2,126 Comments

I don't know ??? Maybe they didn't like the way you twerked?

You should ask them and you can give me the answer?

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Mar 7, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Fly, Rum would help drown my sorrows, Music wise this piece of music from the best musician ever born (in my opinion) is helping.........

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Mar 7, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

daniela, I asked, I dropped to my lycra clad knees begging to know why, they all just pointed at the door with scowling faces, I doubt it was my twerking as Beyonce copied all my moves.

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Mar 7, 2017●1,614 Comments

Pics of you in lycra or it didn't happen....

ekself●Onehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa

Mar 7, 2017●1 Blogs●1,711 Comments

Got the answer on google....twerking with a hijab is a deadly sin. How can you do that and think you can get away with it.

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Mar 7, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Unla, ag sorries man, I will get my clean boet to send you some koeksisters as compensation, not now but now now ok?

ekself●Onehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa

Mar 7, 2017●1 Blogs●1,711 Comments

They are everywhere...waiting and watching so don't think you are safe....even in a small Spanish village.

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Mar 7, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

ekself, I no longer own the hijab so I doubt I will be caught now thankfully, How about I send you a Malva pudding to keep quiet?

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Mar 7, 2017●1,614 Comments

No worries, Oke...now now will be lekker. Koeksusters!!!

ekself●Onehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa

Mar 7, 2017●1 Blogs●1,711 Comments

Malva pudding.....hmmmmm...add some custard and I won't even remember I saw this blog.

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Mar 7, 2017●1,614 Comments

Jislaaik, I had Malva pudding a few weeks ago, a fabulous attempt by an Irish woman but .....nee

Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK

Mar 7, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments

Will they be pre plucked?

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Mar 7, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Ek/Unla I have never had Malva pudding, so couldnt comment, but I have just made custard in my kettle, not from scratch I just poured a tin into the kettle and its nice and hot.

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Mar 7, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Rough, Pre-plucked?, I think so, but if not the class can do a little Brazilioning as extra credit.

Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK

Mar 7, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments

Perfect....I like the idea of a sparkly piece

I'm looking at training in peenjazzle, another strong to my bow and all that

ekself●Onehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa

Mar 7, 2017●1 Blogs●1,711 Comments

Hope you didn't use the word honest on your profile....offering a girl a Malva pudding if you can't even make custard.

Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK

Mar 7, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments

"With a little bit of this and a little bit of that and you shake your bum Doo Doo Doo "

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Mar 7, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

ek, I can make custard, its just eggs, milk cream, and stuff, My profile doesn't say honest or dishonest, nor does it mention custard actually.

ekself●Onehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa

Mar 7, 2017●1 Blogs●1,711 Comments

Good

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Mar 7, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Thats a good song Rough..........."everybody twist"

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Mar 7, 2017●1,614 Comments

Sorry what? You've never had Malva pudding?!

Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK

Mar 7, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments

Malva pudding has apricot jam in it...but I'm a little lost on the relevance

looks tasty though

pat8lanips●babinda, Queensland Australia

Mar 7, 2017●74 Blogs●2,239 Comments

I think it would take exceptional skill and dexterity, for a woman galloping on a horse full pelt towards another woman on a horse coming the other way, to get her right on the wingle.

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Mar 7, 2017●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

I was invisioning men rather than women.

Our imaginations don't work the same

Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK

Mar 7, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments

Molly I have to admit I was imagining the same as you...men with sparkly bits having a sword fight

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Mar 7, 2017●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Rough, that's our lady fantasies kicking in

Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK

Mar 7, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments

Yeeeesss....it's late and we love a bit of bling

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Mar 7, 2017●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

TO HELL WITH THEM!!!!!!! MAP!!!!!!! BE YOURSELF, IN ALL OF YOUR GLORY!!!!!

namana●dubai, Dubai United Arab Emirates

Mar 7, 2017●16 Blogs●118 Comments

Map
Showed up all confused and did the
unspeakable twerking on a jolene song
who would expect that from you?

Next there is an opportunity try to show up
with a nick minaj's rear then shake it I am they
will take you back.

You funny man

IncubusBaig●Islamabad, Pakistan

Mar 8, 2017●770 Comments

Professor M where have you been? I only missed your last class and all of sudden you vanished.. I promise I'll submit my leave application.. next time..

IncubusBaig●Islamabad, Pakistan

Mar 8, 2017●770 Comments

Sorry to hear that.. hope the damage wasn't too much.. I'd send you a teddy but I don't want to go face the wall again..

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Mar 8, 2017●5,763 Comments

wow now I would sign up for pottery class, an art I have not tried NIETHER have I twerked

another art I suspect..
I thought of designing something to pottery make but I think the clay would have a will of its own in my fair fingers

MMMM I still have all my own hair, just been cut to a fine art so cover would not be needed, my chin is another matter though

Have good day Map

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Mar 8, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Incu, Collapsed wall and roof leaked through the light fittings, all repaired now.

Red, You have your own hair, that's great, Merkins are just wigs for your lady garden, quite fashionable now.

Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK

Mar 8, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments

I'm quite artistic, I'll decorate the swords once fluffed

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