The Manopause
We always hear about the female menopause, but never the manopause, normally between 40 and 65 years old its alleged that our testosterone levels drop, we do have some bad effects like moodiness, irritability but in general it makes us more positive, we develop more listening skills, we may not hear what’s being said but will nod at the right times and seem more patient with children and animals.Its bollocks when people say our sex drive decreases, it increases and so does the frequency of our “male members” becoming engorged.
We suffer in different ways but strive to remain men, and be as manly as possible but are sensitive souls, I sobbed uncontrollably when I found a green and a white towel in my bathroom, but then went outside and beat up a rock as I am a man and it’s expected of me.
So women, please give men who maybe having a mid-life crisis a break as we don’t really know what we are doing or saying.
Comments (34)
Unless you are talking about a private club where the food is high in fats and carbs and there is a high rate of male obesity.
I think life gets better during the Manopause, we man are happier, more compliant and not embarrassed to wear a trendy hipster flat cap in public.
I'll never look at men the same way again
Well, we are animals but tamer.
But the height of fashion of flat cap, jogging pants and maybe a t-shirt are all the rage in the male fashion magazines, or I dreamt that, but Id say its true.
Though I have nothing against men, I do love animals more than humans
Commiserations
pat, That never came to mind, but it has now, thankfully I have many towels somewhere and will change them to purple or magenta, but I dont use them, just for show, I have a manly fluffy bath sheet hidden away from prying eyes.
You will cause me to lower my preferred age group by another 10 years
Change that buy buying chainsaw scented man candles, my particular favorite is tractor exhaust by Paco Rabanne
Sheesh I sound like a moffie
To cover up the hot flushes?