The Manopause
We always hear about the female menopause, but never the manopause, normally between 40 and 65 years old its alleged that our testosterone levels drop, we do have some bad effects like moodiness, irritability but in general it makes us more positive, we develop more listening skills, we may not hear what’s being said but will nod at the right times and seem more patient with children and animals.Its bollocks when people say our sex drive decreases, it increases and so does the frequency of our “male members” becoming engorged.
We suffer in different ways but strive to remain men, and be as manly as possible but are sensitive souls, I sobbed uncontrollably when I found a green and a white towel in my bathroom, but then went outside and beat up a rock as I am a man and it’s expected of me.
So women, please give men who maybe having a mid-life crisis a break as we don’t really know what we are doing or saying.