"MORE THAN... JUST A FEW"
Some Of The Stuff .....That People Have To Interact With..... Each Day Of Their Lives...Leaves One As To Wonder.......That Being......... If When The Brains Were Passed Out..That They Might Have Skipped Over Few?Id Have to Say That They Might Have "Skipped" Over
"More Than... Just A Few"
("Some People........... Are More Than Stupid")
("These Are Not Jokes..They All.... Really Happened")
Comments (10)
"Please Press 1"
"If You Understand English"
"Press 2"
"If You Do Not Understand English"..........................................
"And Tells Them...That... They Are........... "Off The Air"
"The TV Guy Says"
"Yes We Know...Were Workin On It"
"The Caller Replies Back...... Rather Mad Now"
"Why Coudnt You Have Put Something Up"
"To Let Us Know?".............................................
'The Clerk... Asked Him His Date Of Birth"
"And The Man Replied"
"Ten- Four- Sixty"
The Clerk Replied Back"
"Is That........ Nineteen Sixty?"......................................
"To Tell Them.... Two Of HisTires .....Had Been Stolen Off His Car"
"The Cops Arrive.... And Start Taking The Report"
"The Cop Asks"
"When Was It Last...That You drove The Car Sir?"
"The Guy..... Tells The Cop"
"
Ten PM........ Last Night
"And The Cop..... Then Asks"
"And They Were On There Then?".....
"Shes There To Cash A Check"
The Teller Tells Her........"Im Going To Need To See An I D"
"The Woman Starts Digging Through Her Purse"
And Finally Produces A Picture.... Of Her...... At Home..... With Her Family"
And Points With Her Finger..... Saying"
"Thats Me..... In The Middle".....
"Made A Sign"..."And"
"Offered Tips.... To All Of Its Customers"
"While They Were Traveling Abroad"
(And These... Are The Top Three ...Tips)
1)"Dont Steal Vests From Airplanes...To Give As Gifts"
2)"Dont Leave Foot Prints On The Toilets"
3)"Dont Dry Your Under Wear....... On Lamp Shades".............
"As He Was Shopping In A Department Storet"
"Over The Intercom..... Comes An Emergency Message"
"And This Is What He Heard"
"Whoever Owns The Black Convertible"
"That Has Its The Top Down"
"Please Be Avised..... That Its Raining.... And Pouring Outside"
"Towels Can Be Located..... In Aisle 5"....
"Its Winter.... And The Walkway.... Leading Up To The Customers House...... Is Icy"
"Just As He Gets To The Door"
"He Falls Down.....Along With The Three Pizzas...That Are All Over The Ground"
"The Poor Pizza Guy...Is Laying There.... In Pain"
"And The Custoner Opens The Door And Cries Out"
"Oh No!!...My Pizzas!!!"..................................................
He Went To The Eye Doctor..... For His Annual Check Up"
"After Telling The Secretary..... Hes Here For His Appointment"
"The Secretary Tells Him This"
"Okay Mr Wilson"
"The Doctor Will Be With You..... In A Moment"
"Have A Seat"....
"The Train Engine... Had Lost All Power"
"And The Train...Came To A Halt"
The Conductor Came Out To The Passengers AndTalked Very Loud .....For All To Hear"
"Saying"
"I Have Good News...And Bad News!"
"The Bad News Is....Our Engine Has Lost All Power"
"The Good News Is"
"We Werent Cruising At 30,000 Feet".......