Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

Now, is that true? I think I must have been laying them wrong. Or perhaps I didn’t get the best quality in the first place. I do find after a few years they look a bit worn.

But is 30 years the aim, anyway? What if you want a change after, say, 10 years? Then half that hard work initially was for nothing.

I need more advice, I think. Anyone? blues
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rolling on the floor laughing thought you were meaning teeth there, I have them on the brain at the moment.

rolling on the floor laughing can,t help you with laying though I never stop anywere long enough to lay my head down rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Happy Easter Biff.
Happy Easter Red, why are your teeth hurting, have you been eating too much chocolate? confused Just been reading my mail, about to go read blogs laugh
Are we talking tiles or men? grin
Never had any complaints about the quality of my laying, but I've yet to find one that'll last 30 years doh

uh oh We are talking about women here aren't we confused
Z, you and Molly have astonishingly single-track minds scold

But do tell us more about your technique laugh
Snap Zlaugh
Whether the laying plays a role or not, I'm quite used to walking on them eggs.

This is about eggs, right...
Diova rolling on the floor laughing

I'm beginning to see why my career as a journalist was short-lived doh
Biff, bright, pretty ones look good but are short-lived.

Dull coloured, rougher, rougher ones will never grab your attention much, but will last the pace.
Hi biff

How are you doing?

Are you getting into constructing bridges



dancing
Molly, I want to know more about rougher rougher ones.

And what we are actually talking about, too. laugh
Next time let a pro do it Elle.

Happy Easter.

Z, lol...30 years, way tooooo long but good luck. wave
Hi, Imback! My life is crammed full at the moment with boring stuff going nowhere, a bridge is probably the best thing I could turn to!
LJ, I've never had to pay yet and now that I probably will have to, I haven't got the money moping

How you doing laugh
Oh and yeah, sorry, Happy Easter! easter bonnet
Hola Mappy! banana

What life expectancy are we talking here? writing
Molly - oh. moping

I'd rather get your advice about long-lasting men. devil
Biff, same advice goes laugh
Biffarella, If I may, new Lino products have a very long life span, the commercial grade is tough, waterproof and easy to clean, my like myself actually, The "omnipresent" The right Rev Molly does have knowledge of all things that lay on floors though.
Nah. I used to believe the colourless ones had better staying power than the eye-catchers but now I'm all about the looks.

At least they are a treat to look at while they last laugh
Excuse my verbiage and gramma, I have been under the watchful gaze of nocturnal olive spraying poisoning and have lost my ability to string a logical sentence together.
Biff, I like the bright coloured ones too

Hell, the others aren't worth it.

Give me something I can enjoy now cheering
Biff, My maid does hose me down daily and I come up OK, sometimes covered in leaves and gravel, but soon brushed away with a feather duster, that normally leads to a bonus payment for extra services rendered, but I have no guilt.
Oh, something I could enjoy now would be nice!

In a properly regulated world, that would be a snap of the fingers.

Am I the only one who surreptitiously polishes up every old exotic-looking jar / container I come across? Got my 3 wishes all ready grin grin
I stuttered on the grin. Wasn't supposed to come up twice.

Map, yay, you are back in the land of the serviced! You have a new maid!

I deduce these things, little gets past me detective
Biff, they are there at a snap of the fingers, but then I realise I want something a bit longer lasting blues
i'm glad i came in late, to know this is about tiles.
i have no advice frustrated
Biff, it is another example of people reading what they want to read, like hearing what they want to hear. it is a good thing that we can't see what they want to see
Free, isn't that what half the member pics are about, seeing what we want to see? Otherwise I had Kirk Douglas HIMSELF writing to me recently. He looked good, too, considering his age. Might have been an old pic ... laugh
ive never shampooed a man, ever!
I'm doing good Elle, I'm just done with a friend who finally went home after two years of painful battle with lung cancer, now another friend's mom is in the second stage of dementia. This is a very difficult challenge Elle, the mom is asking the same thing over and over then break down in tears like a baby.

Other than that, the world keeps turning. .

And you?
Biff, soft exterior, but strong base.

Attractive to look at, but not so attractive that others want it in their house.

Easy to look after, not high maintenance.
LJ, you're in a tough place right now, don't let yourself get too drained.

I'm living in interesting times, in some ways. Studying TEFL, in the process of putting out another book, my permanent job ends in two weeks, I'm selling my house (which means tons and tons of housework, never my strong suit) and all going well changing my life completely over the next couple of months. Sometimes a little less interesting would be good, too.
A bear rug in front of a fire.

Why is that such a romantic image? The dancing firelight, the rough fur, maybe.

Anyway, still on my list of things to do. Some day. The list is still quite long. moping
Biff, you must shoot the bear first, unless you're into wrestling
Hello Biffffffff!!! applause


I love washing my man, from head to toe ( and in-between wink errrrrr....the toes, I mean! scold )......just like the way Map has described smitten
But not a bear rug , Biff blues
Hi Mimi!, You know the secrets.

Molly, Surely Biff could have a Polar bear Rug, one that was killed humanely for eating Nanooks baby seal for example. Imagine wallowing in its deep fur, your clothing asunder on the floor, the warmth of the fire on your body, your eyes reflecting the glow, glowing even more brightly than than the flames, you hear the cork pop from the next bottle of fine wine........I will stop here, I dont want to be the cause of anything untoward occurring.
Mimi!! banana

I only ever washed backs and chests and - okay, never toes. I really need to get more involved in this!

You are my mentor - again! laugh
Molly, My work is done...cool
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