Life can change in a second
Yesterday I was attacked in my garden by a rabid butterfly, and at first I thought it was minor, but not long after the savage attack life seemed to change.Now I want a baby and a cute matching woman, so if anyone is interested let me know, the ideal age is past the nappy stage, so perhaps 35 years and older.
I am somewhat house trained and although a messy person I’m willing to learn to put things in the right places, IE plates in the kitchen not in my desk drawers, I promise to stop mooning my fridge too.
I also want a clean cloth, eating at my desk I have bread crumbs and soggy tomato splashes, I cleaned it up with a lettuce leaf, surely that’s not the best thing to do.
So if you can either be a baby over 35 or tell me how to get a cleaning cloth I would be happy to hear from you.
Comments (42)
Hmmmmm.....cleaning cloth......would my smelly blanket do?
Obviously they are untouched by human hand, and likely to stay that way for the foreseeable future
I can either send it to you by post (COD) or else hand deliver it at the end of the summer.
Cool for the summer, eh?
Imagine if I got it patented! Ka-ching! Ka-chinggggg!!!
Map, put the ice-berg in at a low heat, and do not tumble dry
I come with a cloth but I don't clean
But Its men who have amazing abilities to think on the spot, like myself this morning, I could have gone to get a cloth but instantly and without thought used a lettuce leaf to clean my spills up.
With or without the cloth, the experience will bring a whole new meaning to 'life-changing'
You may prefer a cleaning cloth afterwards
We can do online interviews to prospective partners that way
I dont actually want a baby as such, I started writing the blog with the desire for a child as i missed all that. Knowing it would not happen i veered towards just a woman with a cloth.
Actually I now wonder if it was rancid butter with flies and not a rabid butterfly?